Pedantic response: Yeah, but see, you couldn't trap anyone, since taking things off the trap wouldn't set it off... You should put the sunglasses atop a light post or something, and have the trap underneath, so they have to step on it to reach the glasses.
bear traps are too mainstream for a hipster. If you want to catch a true hipster you would use the old rope around the ankle tied to a tree trap. It's more obscure.
I used to be a doorman at a nice/trendy little bar near London, uk. ( I would tell you the name but you've probably never heard of it). When the hipsters first started to turn up I thought it was some sort of joke, with regards to their attitudes and dress sense. I used to mercylessly take the piss and ridicule them whenever the opertunity presented itself. It all came to a head one night when one of the bar owners witnessed this and made a desision that a sign should be fixed to the front door reading " HIPSTERS MUST BE PREPARED TO BE RIDICULED BY STAFF/SECURITY/OTHER CUSTOMERS " No hipsters go to the bar now, and yet it is busier than ever. Sorry about any of the spelling mistakes.
fuck those faggit assholes for making fun of me and my 3 doors down discography collectors set. fuckin queers need to buy a goddam tapout shirt and learn how to fuckin fight like a real goddamn citizen soldier. fukin gay ass queer hipster faggot gays
Yah, you go there and take those items without setting the trap off. Go on. Please. Then you can set a new hipster trend of 'cunts with only one hand'.
shiny gold bike chain for 80's era overly heavy road bike-Check Pack of cheap smokes for the husky hobo look- Check Cheap neon Sunglasses that dont protect you from the sun-Check PBR in hand..always a check
Catching a hipster with a bear trap using all these items....priceless
Although..they may want to add a scarf and/or pair of skinny jeans (one size fits all since they dont eat) into the bundle.
There's a song about trapping hipsters in a bear trap. It's by this hot underground local band you've probably not heard of, but it's awesome. It was their breakout song when I heard them start playing from the very beginning.
you're only a hipster if you like these things because everyone around thinks they're ridiculous. if you think they're ridiculous and like them anyway, then you just got good taste :)
LOLZ YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO FUNNY!!! BECAUSE THE HIPSTERS DON'T DO MAINSTREAM THINGS SO YOU SAY GETTING CAUGHT IN A BEARTRAP ISN'T MAINSTREAM!!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOZZLL LZOL......
stfu. i'm not even a hipster and all this hipster hate is just getting fucking old. and yes i am mad.
it is quite unbeleivable how much rubbish comment can be generated by such a crap picture. Please direct me to the nearest bunch of traps so i can jump in,cheers,dontarguewithme
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If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.
If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.
wow, he was just telling a story. And sorry to say, but you made spelling mistakes too. Recognise is actually spelled recognize. So, maybe you should spell check your own comment before trying to make someone feel bad about their spelling mistakes. This just shows how ignorant you are and how big it makes you feel to put someone down on the internet. Oh you didn't spell apologising right either. it's apologizing. But hey, we all makes mistakes but i'm not one to make a rash comment on the internet about someone competence at spelling....oh wait i guess i did. You stupid dooooosh
I have unfortunately come across this load of garbage again (i cannot beleive that there are so many pea-brains around with nothing better to do). Does nobody realise what is going on in the world, i.e."murder,war,cruelty,injustice", + all u lot are worried about is how to spell fcuking regagnisze. Grow-up + do not argue with me
At first I was all, "Yeah, hipster trap!" But now, with reflection, I think this is a horrible idea. Why would you trap a hipster? Their pelts are greasy and unkempt, so no money there. Theyr're stringy; rabbits have more meat on them and you can keep them in cages. And when you get back to the trap, all you're going to hear is how much better bear traps were before they got all popular. So there's not much of an upside to this concept.
Dude are you fucking serious? It's the internet, who cares (aside from you apparently) if he spells words wrong? I bet you're one of those people who walk up to old ladies and yell at them for stepping outside the crosswalk line when they cross the street.
This is like "Saw". A very fitting punishment for a hipster. Allow me to explain in Jigsaw's terms:
"Hey hipster, wanna play a game? For the past several years, you have been living a lie. You think you're a trendsetter, doing things that ordinary people would never do like drink P.B.R. and wear outlandishly colored and large glasses, when you know for a fact that there are thousands of you doing the exact same actions, drinking the same shitty beer, wearing the same glasses and lack of shoes, and smoking off-brand, but not all that bad cigarettes. I am giving you the chance to liberate yourself of this lifestyle and re-join the sane ranks of society as a normally functioning human being. In front of you are all of your "hipster" possessions. At least the ones that you hold most dear. You can walk away from them, never think about them again, and carry on with your life, or you can sacrifice your painless alternative and plunge your hand into the bear trap, retrieving your possessions at the cost of a great amount of pain, blood, and a lifetime of healing. The choice...is yours."
You're fucking stupid. In Britain, where the English language, oh you know, COMES FROM, bother recognise and apologise are spelled with an s. It's the same damn thing as if he had said colour. He's using REAL, PROPER English. Don't tell him he spelled words wrong because you're too fucking ignorant to know how things are spelled in Britain.
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hehe, i lol'ed
Funny thing is, its so obvious, but it would be to mainstream to avoid it.
Please, no catch and release policy
Oughta be a tall boy PBR...
this is the funnest thing i have seen in a long time.
I was the first one to get caught in a beartrap before the media made it all popular...
I've been caught in a bunch of bear traps. I'd tell you exactly how many, but you probably don't know it. It's a pretty obscure number...
Ugh 'trap' is so mainstream, I prefer another word, but you probably don't know it...
Pedantic response: Yeah, but see, you couldn't trap anyone, since taking things off the trap wouldn't set it off... You should put the sunglasses atop a light post or something, and have the trap underneath, so they have to step on it to reach the glasses.
Is it too hipster to ask what some of those items are? The gold chain and the box are what exactly?
I believe it's a bike chain and a box of American Spirit cigarettes.
all this hipster shit is so old and not funny
the one I got caught in had a pack of Pall Malls.....otherwise, pretty much the same model...
probably made by a hipster. What I'm not a hipster.
It would honestly be difficult to pass up the full can of beer. Who needs an arm?
bear traps are too mainstream for a hipster. If you want to catch a true hipster you would use the old rope around the ankle tied to a tree trap. It's more obscure.
I used to be a doorman at a nice/trendy little bar near London, uk. ( I would tell you the name but you've probably never heard of it).
When the hipsters first started to turn up I thought it was some sort of joke, with regards to their attitudes and dress sense. I used to mercylessly take the piss and ridicule them whenever the opertunity presented itself.
It all came to a head one night when one of the bar owners witnessed this and made a desision that a sign should be fixed to the front door reading " HIPSTERS MUST BE PREPARED TO BE RIDICULED BY STAFF/SECURITY/OTHER CUSTOMERS "
No hipsters go to the bar now, and yet it is busier than ever. Sorry about any of the spelling mistakes.
Why cant they use a vine snare that would be so much better for the environment.
If this is a true story, you are indeed a god, sir.
I've seen better, but you have most likely never seen the website, it's pretty out there.
should have used a pit trap, it's more underground
fuck those faggit assholes for making fun of me and my 3 doors down discography collectors set. fuckin queers need to buy a goddam tapout shirt and learn how to fuckin fight like a real goddamn citizen soldier. fukin gay ass queer hipster faggot gays
not sure the PBR would work around these parts. Try a microbrew that tastes like shit and nobody's every heard of.
its got me
minus the american sprits
I enjoy everything in that trap. This is a shocking new development for me. I never thought of myself as being a hipster
thats ironic.
You wear pink framed shades and don't consider yourself a hipster....?
Yah, you go there and take those items without setting the trap off. Go on. Please.
Then you can set a new hipster trend of 'cunts with only one hand'.
shiny gold bike chain for 80's era overly heavy road bike-Check
Pack of cheap smokes for the husky hobo look- Check
Cheap neon Sunglasses that dont protect you from the sun-Check
PBR in hand..always a check
Catching a hipster with a bear trap using all these items....priceless
Although..they may want to add a scarf and/or pair of skinny jeans (one size fits all since they dont eat) into the bundle.
the only reason hipsters matter is because everyone seems to hate them.
pff i wouldn't be caught dead smoking those american spirits. i smoke a pretty obscure brand, you probably dont know about it.
For once no one is trolling! These are the best comments ever. Funny as hell.
The fish does not know it's wet.
I was over this before i ever saw it..
There's a song about trapping hipsters in a bear trap. It's by this hot underground local band you've probably not heard of, but it's awesome. It was their breakout song when I heard them start playing from the very beginning.
when the hell did pbr become trendy?
Brilliant! (It's all in the timing, right?)
find a padlock.
find a hipster with guages.
*click*
run like a mofo
way to ruin it....
Wow hipsters ruined PBR to? Looks like Im going back to keystone light
I'm not a hipster, but it would be hard for me to pass up any beer, so I might loose an arm.
hilarous. !
thats evil -__-
It's missing a Juno video.
can't double fist with only one arm ;)
what's wrong with pbr asshole? clint eastwood drinks pbr. you wanna fuck with clint eastwood? if you wanna catch hipsters put a heinekin in there.
you're only a hipster if you like these things because everyone around thinks they're ridiculous. if you think they're ridiculous and like them anyway, then you just got good taste :)
bear traps are so mainstream
fuck twitter. how can you spit this shit at hipsters while using something so conceited and fucking useless?
any sort of 80's fashion should be cremated and it's ashes sprinkled in Hell!!!!!!!!! :(
your a fan of pink glasses hey?
I got caught in bear traps before it was cool
What would anyone want to catch a filthy hipster for?
to kill it.
that would be awesome!! Great idea....
"Do you feel lucky.........punk?"
win
this is an old idea. plus, u dont have to run from hipsters. running is too mainstream
that was dirty. i applaud your awesomeness
That should really be 100% American grown American Spirits..
LOLZ YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO FUNNY!!! BECAUSE THE HIPSTERS DON'T DO MAINSTREAM THINGS SO YOU SAY GETTING CAUGHT IN A BEARTRAP ISN'T MAINSTREAM!!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOZZLL LZOL......
stfu. i'm not even a hipster and all this hipster hate is just getting fucking old. and yes i am mad.
classic hipster response.
you canadian hey
it is quite unbeleivable how much rubbish comment can be generated by such a crap picture. Please direct me to the nearest bunch of traps so i can jump in,cheers,dontarguewithme
LOVE IT
These Work Great!!! So How Did You Catch Your Wife?
These Works Great!!! So How Did You Catch Your Wife?
To drive it out in the woods, take it's phone and shoes, and see how long it survives on it's own.
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DARREN CRISS GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would just poke it with a stick first...then i would consider letting the unfortunate hipster out of the trap
Daaaaaamn^
(drops messenger bag on trap to set it off and collect his precious whatevers)
If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.
If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.
If he/she were canadian it would be "eh?" not "hey" eh?
wow, he was just telling a story. And sorry to say, but you made spelling mistakes too. Recognise is actually spelled recognize. So, maybe you should spell check your own comment before trying to make someone feel bad about their spelling mistakes. This just shows how ignorant you are and how big it makes you feel to put someone down on the internet. Oh you didn't spell apologising right either. it's apologizing. But hey, we all makes mistakes but i'm not one to make a rash comment on the internet about someone competence at spelling....oh wait i guess i did. You stupid dooooosh
It should be "someoneS competence at spelling" and "dooooosh" should be "douche".
LOVE IT.
'Recognise' can be spelt with an 's' or a 'z'.
It should be "someone's," actually.
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i really want those glasses.
I have unfortunately come across this load of garbage again (i cannot beleive that there are so many pea-brains around with nothing better to do). Does nobody realise what is going on in the world, i.e."murder,war,cruelty,injustice", + all u lot are worried about is how to spell fcuking regagnisze. Grow-up + do not argue with me
we all make mistakes not makes
That's what Canadians are saying when you hear "Eh?"
thats in Austin, TX
what exactly is a guage?
It should be "Jack" or "John," not "Saighdeoir," actually. See, the little red squiggly line even showed up when I typed that name.
hipster much? ....
offended much?...
Even though i know its a trap, i dont know if i would be able to avoid the temptation of those glasses.
We also live in Igloos and ride polar bears instead of drive cars.
Brilliant idea :)
Wouldn't that be instead of driving dog-sleds?
u mad bro?
I believe they meant tunnels, or plugs. 'Gauges' is the way you size your stretched ears... Ignorant people >>
Hahaha lol!
At first I was all, "Yeah, hipster trap!" But now, with reflection, I think this is a horrible idea. Why would you trap a hipster? Their pelts are greasy and unkempt, so no money there. Theyr're stringy; rabbits have more meat on them and you can keep them in cages. And when you get back to the trap, all you're going to hear is how much better bear traps were before they got all popular. So there's not much of an upside to this concept.
ya that reminds me i have to take my polar bear into the shop to get a rear axle looked at
It is a pressure trap that only goes off if enough pressure is applied to it. That said I wouldn't stick my hand in there either.
Dog-sleds are so cliche.
I like your use of elipses, because you add 4 periods instead of 3. Three is just too overused. Noones heard of the 4 period elipses.
More of a bro-trap
spelt?
I thought you guys rode moose?
Dude are you fucking serious? It's the internet, who cares (aside from you apparently) if he spells words wrong? I bet you're one of those people who walk up to old ladies and yell at them for stepping outside the crosswalk line when they cross the street.
Fuck.
Well played, sir. Well played. I always appreciate a witty comment.
Haha nice
got anything better to do troll?
I would have lost a hand...seriously...
black person trap 2 chicken wings and a slice of watermelon
forgot the fedora
This is like "Saw". A very fitting punishment for a hipster. Allow me to explain in Jigsaw's terms:
"Hey hipster, wanna play a game? For the past several years, you have been living a lie. You think you're a trendsetter, doing things that ordinary people would never do like drink P.B.R. and wear outlandishly colored and large glasses, when you know for a fact that there are thousands of you doing the exact same actions, drinking the same shitty beer, wearing the same glasses and lack of shoes, and smoking off-brand, but not all that bad cigarettes. I am giving you the chance to liberate yourself of this lifestyle and re-join the sane ranks of society as a normally functioning human being. In front of you are all of your "hipster" possessions. At least the ones that you hold most dear. You can walk away from them, never think about them again, and carry on with your life, or you can sacrifice your painless alternative and plunge your hand into the bear trap, retrieving your possessions at the cost of a great amount of pain, blood, and a lifetime of healing. The choice...is yours."
No that's us Finns.
i have caught 6 hipsters this way, only one more to make them into horcruxes
sassy
if you used those venisian blind glasses then it would work 100% of the time
That beer would be hard to pass up by anyone. Well played sir.
You're fucking stupid. In Britain, where the English language, oh you know, COMES FROM, bother recognise and apologise are spelled with an s. It's the same damn thing as if he had said colour. He's using REAL, PROPER English. Don't tell him he spelled words wrong because you're too fucking ignorant to know how things are spelled in Britain.
spelt is usually eaten as substitute for gluten. but you probably don't know anything about the Qu'ran
three ARE overused. but you probably don't know anything about the Bhagadva-gita.
lol
wow..i would just want to see if i can remove the items without setting it off...dam curiousity
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you should take it to my dad's igloo, it's on 12 Icey Path
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