Tastefully Offensive: Hipster Trap

Mar 13, 2011

Hipster Trap

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126 comments:

Ieee said...

hehe, i lol'ed

Joshua Morgan said...

Funny thing is, its so obvious, but it would be to mainstream to avoid it.

You said...

Please, no catch and release policy

djdhaysjr said...

Oughta be a tall boy PBR...

AdamNacho said...

this is the funnest thing i have seen in a long time.

Bi-winner said...

I was the first one to get caught in a beartrap before the media made it all popular...

John said...

I've been caught in a bunch of bear traps. I'd tell you exactly how many, but you probably don't know it. It's a pretty obscure number...

123 said...

Ugh 'trap' is so mainstream, I prefer another word, but you probably don't know it...

Joshmotron said...

Pedantic response: Yeah, but see, you couldn't trap anyone, since taking things off the trap wouldn't set it off... You should put the sunglasses atop a light post or something, and have the trap underneath, so they have to step on it to reach the glasses.

Misanthropist said...

Is it too hipster to ask what some of those items are? The gold chain and the box are what exactly?

tastefullyoffensive.com said...

I believe it's a bike chain and a box of American Spirit cigarettes.

chris said...

all this hipster shit is so old and not funny

Jason Sivils said...

the one I got caught in had a pack of Pall Malls.....otherwise, pretty much the same model...

I'm not a hipster said...

probably made by a hipster. What I'm not a hipster.

carl said...

It would honestly be difficult to pass up the full can of beer. Who needs an arm?

ROb said...

bear traps are too mainstream for a hipster. If you want to catch a true hipster you would use the old rope around the ankle tied to a tree trap. It's more obscure.

MrManny said...

I used to be a doorman at a nice/trendy little bar near London, uk. ( I would tell you the name but you've probably never heard of it).
When the hipsters first started to turn up I thought it was some sort of joke, with regards to their attitudes and dress sense. I used to mercylessly take the piss and ridicule them whenever the opertunity presented itself.
It all came to a head one night when one of the bar owners witnessed this and made a desision that a sign should be fixed to the front door reading " HIPSTERS MUST BE PREPARED TO BE RIDICULED BY STAFF/SECURITY/OTHER CUSTOMERS "
No hipsters go to the bar now, and yet it is busier than ever. Sorry about any of the spelling mistakes.

Andrew T said...

Why cant they use a vine snare that would be so much better for the environment.

Saenzwp said...

If this is a true story, you are indeed a god, sir.

FuckingHipster said...

I've seen better, but you have most likely never seen the website, it's pretty out there.

fishsounds said...

should have used a pit trap, it's more underground

Chad said...

fuck those faggit assholes for making fun of me and my 3 doors down discography collectors set. fuckin queers need to buy a goddam tapout shirt and learn how to fuckin fight like a real goddamn citizen soldier. fukin gay ass queer hipster faggot gays

Fremedd said...

not sure the PBR would work around these parts. Try a microbrew that tastes like shit and nobody's every heard of.

roar niga said...

its got me

roar niga said...

minus the american sprits

Erin said...

I enjoy everything in that trap. This is a shocking new development for me. I never thought of myself as being a hipster

60 said...

thats ironic.

Erin's fanny said...

You wear pink framed shades and don't consider yourself a hipster....?

zizou said...

Yah, you go there and take those items without setting the trap off. Go on. Please.
Then you can set a new hipster trend of 'cunts with only one hand'.

1234 said...

shiny gold bike chain for 80's era overly heavy road bike-Check
Pack of cheap smokes for the husky hobo look- Check
Cheap neon Sunglasses that dont protect you from the sun-Check
PBR in hand..always a check

Catching a hipster with a bear trap using all these items....priceless

Although..they may want to add a scarf and/or pair of skinny jeans (one size fits all since they dont eat) into the bundle.

cravelo16 said...

the only reason hipsters matter is because everyone seems to hate them.

Steve Stevenson said...

pff i wouldn't be caught dead smoking those american spirits. i smoke a pretty obscure brand, you probably dont know about it.

karrot_indy said...

For once no one is trolling! These are the best comments ever. Funny as hell.

Yup said...

The fish does not know it's wet.

Formeranony said...

I was over this before i ever saw it..

AnonymousObscurity said...

There's a song about trapping hipsters in a bear trap. It's by this hot underground local band you've probably not heard of, but it's awesome. It was their breakout song when I heard them start playing from the very beginning.

Atsshole69 said...

when the hell did pbr become trendy?

Your Name said...

Brilliant! (It's all in the timing, right?)

william said...

find a padlock.
find a hipster with guages.
*click*
run like a mofo

Dick said...

way to ruin it....

Kimbo Slice said...

Wow hipsters ruined PBR to? Looks like Im going back to keystone light

Frances Bean said...

I'm not a hipster, but it would be hard for me to pass up any beer, so I might loose an arm.

Kingboo Monteclaro Montereal said...

hilarous. !

Victoria Cefalu said...

thats evil -__-

Freakshow said...

It's missing a Juno video.

2 beers, 2 hands said...

can't double fist with only one arm ;)

Jclifton2607 said...

what's wrong with pbr asshole? clint eastwood drinks pbr. you wanna fuck with clint eastwood? if you wanna catch hipsters put a heinekin in there.

Jclifton2607 said...

you're only a hipster if you like these things because everyone around thinks they're ridiculous. if you think they're ridiculous and like them anyway, then you just got good taste :)

Danny S said...

bear traps are so mainstream

Dallas said...

fuck twitter. how can you spit this shit at hipsters while using something so conceited and fucking useless?

skippyjonjones69 said...

any sort of 80's fashion should be cremated and it's ashes sprinkled in Hell!!!!!!!!! :(

Shasta9_9 said...

your a fan of pink glasses hey?

Kenny Gronemann said...

I got caught in bear traps before it was cool

Lol said...

What would anyone want to catch a filthy hipster for?

Poop said...

to kill it.

Aaron said...

that would be awesome!! Great idea....

Flamingo4955 said...

"Do you feel lucky.........punk?"

Ko said...

win

Believe it said...

this is an old idea. plus, u dont have to run from hipsters. running is too mainstream

Believe It said...

that was dirty. i applaud your awesomeness

whaddafuck said...

That should really be 100% American grown American Spirits..

stfu said...

LOLZ YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO FUNNY!!! BECAUSE THE HIPSTERS DON'T DO MAINSTREAM THINGS SO YOU SAY GETTING CAUGHT IN A BEARTRAP ISN'T MAINSTREAM!!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOZZLL LZOL......

stfu. i'm not even a hipster and all this hipster hate is just getting fucking old. and yes i am mad.

tastefullyoffensive.com said...

classic hipster response.

braulio.292 said...

you canadian hey

dontarguewithme said...

it is quite unbeleivable how much rubbish comment can be generated by such a crap picture. Please direct me to the nearest bunch of traps so i can jump in,cheers,dontarguewithme

ARCHIVODEJOSE said...

LOVE IT

doctor vito said...

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doctor vito said...

These Works Great!!! So How Did You Catch Your Wife?

Skootz said...

To drive it out in the woods, take it's phone and shoes, and see how long it survives on it's own.

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HermioneTwin44 said...

DARREN CRISS GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me said...

i would just poke it with a stick first...then i would consider letting the unfortunate hipster out of the trap

avisioncame said...

Daaaaaamn^

Breandeon Mooberry said...

(drops messenger bag on trap to set it off and collect his precious whatevers)

Fancymonster said...

If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.

Fancymonster said...

If you recognise that you have made spelling mistakes, instead of apologising like some piece of wet lettuce, go out & learn how to spell. You'd be better off for it, & your readers would benefit from your increased articulation, instead of suffering your incompetence.

Josh_o_92 said...

If he/she were canadian it would be "eh?" not "hey" eh?

grow up dude said...

wow, he was just telling a story. And sorry to say, but you made spelling mistakes too. Recognise is actually spelled recognize. So, maybe you should spell check your own comment before trying to make someone feel bad about their spelling mistakes. This just shows how ignorant you are and how big it makes you feel to put someone down on the internet. Oh you didn't spell apologising right either. it's apologizing. But hey, we all makes mistakes but i'm not one to make a rash comment on the internet about someone competence at spelling....oh wait i guess i did. You stupid dooooosh

BadEar said...

It should be "someoneS competence at spelling" and "dooooosh" should be "douche".

Michelle Fowler said...

LOVE IT.

Sav said...

'Recognise' can be spelt with an 's' or a 'z'.

Saighdeoir said...

It should be "someone's," actually.

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Victioriana said...

i really want those glasses.

dontarguewithme said...

I have unfortunately come across this load of garbage again (i cannot beleive that there are so many pea-brains around with nothing better to do). Does nobody realise what is going on in the world, i.e."murder,war,cruelty,injustice", + all u lot are worried about is how to spell fcuking regagnisze. Grow-up + do not argue with me

Guest said...

we all make mistakes not makes

patts said...

That's what Canadians are saying when you hear "Eh?"

Gibby said...

thats in Austin, TX

Lewis822 said...

what exactly is a guage?

Billy said...

It should be "Jack" or "John," not "Saighdeoir," actually. See, the little red squiggly line even showed up when I typed that name.

chillitout said...

hipster much? ....
offended much?...

Odomjo said...

Even though i know its a trap, i dont know if i would be able to avoid the temptation of those glasses.

Herpderpderp said...

We also live in Igloos and ride polar bears instead of drive cars.

Gehan Mohamed said...

Brilliant idea :)

Brent Dejong said...

Wouldn't that be instead of driving dog-sleds?

xD said...

u mad bro?

Kandantor said...

I believe they meant tunnels, or plugs. 'Gauges' is the way you size your stretched ears... Ignorant people >>

NursesLabs said...

Hahaha lol!

Robomutt said...

At first I was all, "Yeah, hipster trap!" But now, with reflection, I think this is a horrible idea. Why would you trap a hipster? Their pelts are greasy and unkempt, so no money there. Theyr're stringy; rabbits have more meat on them and you can keep them in cages. And when you get back to the trap, all you're going to hear is how much better bear traps were before they got all popular. So there's not much of an upside to this concept.

ohyaaaa said...

ya that reminds me i have to take my polar bear into the shop to get a rear axle looked at

Chieph said...

It is a pressure trap that only goes off if enough pressure is applied to it. That said I wouldn't stick my hand in there either.

casey said...

Dog-sleds are so cliche.

Casey said...

I like your use of elipses, because you add 4 periods instead of 3. Three is just too overused. Noones heard of the 4 period elipses.

FuckingLabels said...

More of a bro-trap

lulz said...

spelt?

HotCarl said...

I thought you guys rode moose?

HotCarl said...

Dude are you fucking serious? It's the internet, who cares (aside from you apparently) if he spells words wrong? I bet you're one of those people who walk up to old ladies and yell at them for stepping outside the crosswalk line when they cross the street.

Fuck.

Patrick Barrett said...

Well played, sir. Well played. I always appreciate a witty comment.

Bamajama said...

Haha nice

ihatetrollslikeyou said...

got anything better to do troll?

Apriliscrazy said...

I would have lost a hand...seriously...

Joey said...

black person trap 2 chicken wings and a slice of watermelon

Adfadfadf said...

forgot the fedora

Joshua 'Boondoggl' Boone said...

This is like "Saw". A very fitting punishment for a hipster. Allow me to explain in Jigsaw's terms:

"Hey hipster, wanna play a game? For the past several years, you have been living a lie. You think you're a trendsetter, doing things that ordinary people would never do like drink P.B.R. and wear outlandishly colored and large glasses, when you know for a fact that there are thousands of you doing the exact same actions, drinking the same shitty beer, wearing the same glasses and lack of shoes, and smoking off-brand, but not all that bad cigarettes. I am giving you the chance to liberate yourself of this lifestyle and re-join the sane ranks of society as a normally functioning human being. In front of you are all of your "hipster" possessions. At least the ones that you hold most dear. You can walk away from them, never think about them again, and carry on with your life, or you can sacrifice your painless alternative and plunge your hand into the bear trap, retrieving your possessions at the cost of a great amount of pain, blood, and a lifetime of healing. The choice...is yours."

diinomunster said...

No that's us Finns.

Linnea said...

i have caught 6 hipsters this way, only one more to make them into horcruxes

kat said...

sassy

Ethanscomedy said...

if you used those venisian blind glasses then it would work 100% of the time

shapewear said...

That beer would be hard to pass up by anyone. Well played sir.

rawr said...

You're fucking stupid. In Britain, where the English language, oh you know, COMES FROM, bother recognise and apologise are spelled with an s. It's the same damn thing as if he had said colour. He's using REAL, PROPER English. Don't tell him he spelled words wrong because you're too fucking ignorant to know how things are spelled in Britain.

larm said...

spelt is usually eaten as substitute for gluten. but you probably don't know anything about the Qu'ran

wormynormy said...

three ARE overused. but you probably don't know anything about the Bhagadva-gita.

sasha racherbaumer said...

lol

Hellsfire38 said...

wow..i would just want to see if i can remove the items without setting it off...dam curiousity

Danny M Thompson said...

They see me trollin, they hatin.

Selena Walker said...

you should take it to my dad's igloo, it's on 12 Icey Path

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