"Have feet" cracked me up.
I can vouch for the Pit method.
Notice how none of these are... "Be yourself" lol
Westly wins XD
:O so all these chicks are just in it for my feet, i should have know it
I think a combination of surprise her in the shower, kidnap her, drop her in a pit, work quite well together.
Being yourself just isn't interesting enough for feature film material.
Or most real women, for that matter.
Some very solid advice. I don't think I've seen the "Get her pregnant" option ever go wrong...
kill her, stuff her and mount her on the wall
ha, that was great :-)
kill her 7 evil ex boyfriends?
They're not real if they don't enjoy reality.
ex's...
At the moment of reading this, The Princess Bride began. This keeps happening to me today.
I agree with play her favourite song. If he knows my fav song, then he knows me.
What movie is the "ruin her wedding" from? Does anyone know?
yes >:D
RUIN ALL THE WEDDINGS!
the Graduate
which movie is that?
I think it was Easy A
Why did I think of Gaston?
nooo. Easy A copied that part, referencing that act from the movie Say Anything :) with John Cusak, which is where that picture is from.
AS....YOU...WISH!
what is this thing, reality, of which you speak? I know no such thing
just don't let the sneaky hate spiral get you
Harry Potter wasnt the chosen one.....sorry
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"Have feet" cracked me up.
I can vouch for the Pit method.
Notice how none of these are... "Be yourself" lol
Westly wins XD
:O so all these chicks are just in it for my feet, i should have know it
I think a combination of surprise her in the shower, kidnap her, drop her in a pit, work quite well together.
Being yourself just isn't interesting enough for feature film material.
Or most real women, for that matter.
Some very solid advice. I don't think I've seen the "Get her pregnant" option ever go wrong...
kill her, stuff her and mount her on the wall
ha, that was great :-)
kill her 7 evil ex boyfriends?
They're not real if they don't enjoy reality.
ex's...
At the moment of reading this, The Princess Bride began. This keeps happening to me today.
I agree with play her favourite song. If he knows my fav song, then he knows me.
What movie is the "ruin her wedding" from? Does anyone know?
yes >:D
RUIN ALL THE WEDDINGS!
the Graduate
which movie is that?
I think it was Easy A
Why did I think of Gaston?
nooo. Easy A copied that part, referencing that act from the movie Say Anything :) with John Cusak, which is where that picture is from.
AS....YOU...WISH!
what is this thing, reality, of which you speak? I know no such thing
just don't let the sneaky hate spiral get you
Harry Potter wasnt the chosen one.....sorry
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