Tastefully Offensive: How To Get The Girl (According to Movies)

Aug 8, 2011

How To Get The Girl (According to Movies)

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32 comments:

STail said...

"Have feet" cracked me up.

Anon said...

I can vouch for the Pit method.

Ron Gallagher said...

Notice how none of these are... "Be yourself" lol

Mariposa-rosa said...

Westly wins XD

Andrew Quinn said...

:O so all these chicks are just in it for my feet, i should have know it

Formless777 said...

I think a combination of surprise her in the shower, kidnap her, drop her in a pit, work quite well together.

zachary said...

Being yourself just isn't interesting enough for feature film material.

Bill Vincent said...

Or most real women, for that matter.

Sim said...

Some very solid advice. I don't think I've seen the "Get her pregnant" option ever go wrong...

Cmfbear16 said...

kill her, stuff her and mount her on the wall

Jenn said...

ha, that was great :-)

Cjg293 said...

kill her 7 evil ex boyfriends?

Onefunkyname08 said...

They're not real if they don't enjoy reality.

Monarch92 said...

ex's...

Madison Kaye Saxton said...

At the moment of reading this, The Princess Bride began. This keeps happening to me today.

Jess said...

I agree with play her favourite song. If he knows my fav song, then he knows me.

guest said...

What movie is the "ruin her wedding" from? Does anyone know?

Bluemage666 said...

yes >:D

anononon said...

RUIN ALL THE WEDDINGS!

Nhp15 said...

the Graduate

Laura said...

which movie is that?

ViCai said...

I think it was Easy A

Vince said...

Why did I think of Gaston?

Nichollej said...

nooo. Easy A copied that part, referencing that act from the movie Say Anything :) with John Cusak, which is where that picture is from.

Table Sounds said...

AS....YOU...WISH!

Maratei said...

what is this thing, reality, of which you speak?  I know no such thing

Maratei said...

just don't let the sneaky hate spiral get you

Guy said...

Harry Potter wasnt the chosen one.....sorry

ac123 said...

What's the surprise her in the shower one?

Anthony Donovan Stokes said...

Psycho

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