black men were hung in the 1800s if they were taught mathematics and women were beaten, The noose and the pot symbolize oppression of the educational movement ................................. .............................. ........................... ....NOT

Right, well a hypotenuse is only on a right triangle, and it is ALWAYS the side opposite the right angle. The hypotenuse must be longer than each of the two remaining sides, otherwise it's not even a right triangle.

my old prof once wrote in the margin of my thesis; "corn, even hell is 'raised,' children are 'reared.' i think of that every time i see a priest... shame heaped upon me...

In an ancient land, the worth of a brave was based on how well he could feed his family. One brave had one squaw the other brave had two. The chief looked at each family and could not tell which brave's family ate better so he decided to place the wives on a scale. On one side, the lone squaw as placed on the skin of a hippopotamus, the other side one squaw was placed on a tiger hide and the other a lion. After the scale was loaded, the chief pulled the pin and the scale started to tip one way then another until it finally rested in perfect balance. The Chief proclaimed "Both braves are the same. The Squaw on the hippopatamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides".

I don't think "Owned" -"Double owned - repossessed!!" is getting enough love here. It's the first time I've seen it though so maybe it is old news to you hip young cats?

thanks for saying what we were all thinking. someone needs to invent an app that breaches out of a monitor to slap blathering 'tards on the back of the head.

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okay, I will really don't get it.

II actually laughed out loud after reading this. Epic win!

what does a pot and a noose have to do with anything...? :(

HA HA HA NEVERMIND - i read it out loud and TOTALLY get it now... what an idiot

RFizkee32- "hypotenuse" is the longest side of a right triangle

It's the noose that hangs the pot hy, of course.

hi pot and noose = hypotenuse triangle

haha i had to read the comments before i got the hypotenuse joke but this is good. you successfully made me lol.

Oh lord! A new high/low!

Pretty obtuse jokes

I should say so. I turned 180 degrees and walked away/

hypotenuse you idiot

"forgive bad spelling"

That was my initial reflex as well!

hypotenuse isn't a triangle lololol..

Oh stop being so pointed.

hi pot and noose...hypotenuse

hi-pot-and-noose

hypotenusemath joke

*facepalm*...

lol thats crafty

hypotenuse

Hypotenuse. I think I spelled that wrong, but it is the longest side on a triangle.

HA! hypotenuse!!! triangle.i'm dork

i hate you

hi pot and noose

^ hypotenose (its the oposite side of a right angle in a triangle)

i see u dnt understand math jokes.....

its not the longest side on the triangle its the opposite side of the rite angle

It is both the longest side in a right triangle and the side opposite the right angle. Dumbass.

HAHAHAHAH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MATH JOKE.

Alternate Interior Joke here (L)

BOOOOOO

This is for all those that never did more than HS math. Morons learn some differentials and make jokes about that.

fixed

fixed

Come on!!! Play square!

If it's a right angle triangle the side opposite the right angle can't NOT be the longest.

Those angles are quite complementary.

you're wrong. it's always the longest when it's the side opposite the right angle. get owned

That's what he said. It CAN'T NOT be the longest. Double negative. Double owned. Repossessed.

hey i have seen this on reddit around 2 months ago

black men were hung in the 1800s if they were taught mathematics and women were beaten,

The noose and the pot symbolize oppression of the educational movement

.................................

..............................

...........................

....NOT

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Right, well a hypotenuse is only on a right triangle, and it is ALWAYS the side opposite the right angle. The hypotenuse must be longer than each of the two remaining sides, otherwise it's not even a right triangle.

Ahahaaha too funny!

fuck you

My watermelon is a sphere. A SPHERE.

I get it, but this joke is dumb.

its actually defined as the longest side of a right triangle.... i see you dont understand simple terminology

Hypotenuse*

no ur dumb :P

Then it's something of a wrong triangle.

Classy

Way to be an ignorant ass, for a right triangle the largest side will always be opposite to the 90 degree angle.

Hey guys. I got a new apartment and a need a co-payer. Anyone willing to cosine?

no, everyone here is on the right angle!

differentials are high school math too... learn some integrals!

integrals are high school too

is a triangle the one with the round around it?

i puked up my pi when i read this...

Good. Fucking. God. You guys are so proud of your third grade math.

Is there no limit to these jokes?

You've got to be kidding me right... LOL

that's awesome

black men were hanged in the 1800s. As rumour has it, they're still hung now... ;)

- the GrammarNazi

cheesy but so are we, the math nerds ^.^

i'd hang you is i knew where you live..

You're a fucking retard, he was making a joke about penis length.

A binomial is a nomial that swings both ways.

He was also correcting the grammar. A horse is well "hung", but a person put to death is "hanged"

Making jokes about math is the first sine of madness.

But let's get back to the original joke; we've really gone on a tangent....

you guys are horrible haha

my old prof once wrote in the margin of my thesis; "corn, even hell is 'raised,' children are 'reared.' i think of that every time i see a priest... shame heaped upon me...

In an ancient land, the worth of a brave was based on how well he could feed his family. One brave had one squaw the other brave had two. The chief looked at each family and could not tell which brave's family ate better so he decided to place the wives on a scale. On one side, the lone squaw as placed on the skin of a hippopotamus, the other side one squaw was placed on a tiger hide and the other a lion. After the scale was loaded, the chief pulled the pin and the scale started to tip one way then another until it finally rested in perfect balance. The Chief proclaimed "Both braves are the same. The Squaw on the hippopatamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides".

C-c-c-combo breaker!!!! ^

I don't think "Owned" -"Double owned - repossessed!!" is getting enough love here. It's the first time I've seen it though so maybe it is old news to you hip young cats?

isn't that the priests favorite sale? boys pants half off?

thanks for saying what we were all thinking. someone needs to invent an app that breaches out of a monitor to slap blathering 'tards on the back of the head.

you are a fine teacher and we admire and respect you.

NO FUN !!! IT IS NOT FUNNY !

Not so funny;)

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