Tastefully Offensive: 2012-09-09

Sep 14, 2012

Cat Waits for Mailman Every Day


Every day around noon, Baron the cat waits for the mailman to deliver new 'toys'.
[tikigoth/via dpaf]

Krispy Kreme - Denzel Washington (Rap Video)


Krispy Kreme's rap tribute to the best actor ever.
Previously: The Fight
[krispykreme]

Lazy Dog Refuses to Let Streetcar Pass


[via 22words]

The Wines of Paso Robles


Presented by the most interesting wine man in the world.
[pasorobleswine]

New Blog

[chuck&beans]


Black Bear Cubs Playing on Backyard Rope Swings


[via sayomg]

Meet the World's Tallest Dog


Zues the 3'8 Great Dane, is the current Guinness World Record holder of 'World's Tallest Dog'.
[gwr/via bf]

Steven Ho Teaches Conan Defense Against Guns and Knives



Part 2

[teamcoco]

It's Not Your Fault

[doghousediaries]


Sep 13, 2012

Dancing Drunk Guy Attempts to Board a Yacht


Don't drink and boat.
[via sayomg]

Deadpool vs. Gangnam Style


Deadpool does PSY's 'Gangnam Style'.
Previously: Deadpool vs. Comic-Con
[dpiddy/via reddit]

Fred Armisen as Penny Marshall


Fred Armisen in drag as Penny Marshall to promote her new book, My Mother Was Nuts.
[via videogum]

Lost Dog

[buttersafe]


Collective Soul Cat


A cat covers Collective Soul's 'Shine'.
[via buzzfeed]

Puppy vs. Watermelon


An 11-week-old Shiba Inu puppy battles with an evil watermelon.
[via dpaf]

David Ward's Commercial Reel


David Ward, a freelance filmmaker/writer/comedian, put together a compilation of his best commercials.
[davidward]

Oreos

[seokim]


Hungry Birds


The Internet's best clips of birds stealing food.
[clipnation]

Jimmy Kimmel's iPhone 5 Prank


Random people on the street were asked to compare the new iPhone 5 with previous versions, but were given an iPhone 4s instead.
[jkl]

Kitten Plays with a Patient Bunny


[h/t dailyanimals]

Sep 12, 2012

Erudite Squirrels

[gunshowcomic]


Black Simon and Garfunkel Sing One Direction


Jimmy Fallon welcomes Black Simon and Garfunkel on the show to perform One Direction's 'What Makes You Beautiful'.
[latenite]

Seagull Steals GoPro Camera and Flies Away


A sneaky seagull snatched up a tourist's camera while it was being used to film a sunset at San Francisco's Chrissy Field.
[sfweekly/via laughingsquid]

Kitten Plays with Big Dog's Ear


Cierra makes a perfect bed and toy combo for Kibo the kitten.
[via dpaf]

Mom's Computer

[amazingsuperpowers]


Conan's Wife Audition Tapes


Conan O'Brien was wife-auditioning long before Scientology did it for Tom Cruise.
[teamcoco]

Scared Russian Bungee Jumper


Skip to 1:45 for a priceless scaredy face.
[via reddit]

Bunny Loves Balloon


A tragic love story between a bunny and a balloon.
[via huffpo]

Sports Cheat Sheet

[xkcd]


Epic Rap Battle of Manliness


Rhett and Link lyrically battle to determine who is the more manly man.
[rhett&link]

Your Facebook is False


Rainn Wilson debunks your inspirational Facebook quotes.
[collegehumor]

Rapping Steve Jobs Hologram Announces the iPhone 5


An animated version of how today's iPhone 5 announcement will hopefully go down.
[mondo/via laughingsquid]

New Tablet Computer

[doghousediaries]


The Screaming Sheep Has Company


Conan found a few other animals that sound like humans.
[screaming sheep video] [teamcoco]

Dogs in Boots Compilation


[spiegel/via p-j]

Sep 11, 2012

Kitten Attacks Her Own Reflection with Her Butt


[via sayomg]

Good Ideas, Bad Ideas

[incidentalcomics]


Tom Hanks Cracks Up at Michael Clarke Duncan's Memorial


An emotional Tom Hanks shared a funny story about Michael Clarke Duncan during yesterday's memorial service. Hanks worked with Duncan on the film The Green Mile.
[cnn/via gawker]

Ninja Comedy Theater: The Jacket


NANSA, a four-man acrobaticalist ninja theater troupe, performing at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland, Oregon.
[via sisfti]

'I Don't Like' - President Obama DNC Speech Rap Parody


[alphacat/via vvv]

Time Well Spent

[anticscomic]


The Hunger Games for Math Nerds


Josh Sundquist uses charts and graphs to express his thoughts on The Hunger Games.
[joshsundquist]

Lower Manhattan Street Names Turned Into Music


To honor Lower Manhattan on 9/11, a group of musicians turned its famous streets into music. Here is a map of the streets they visited.
[cdza]

Ninja Baby Orangutan Attacks Human


[via arbroath]

Sep 10, 2012

Britney Spears Learns 'Gangnam Style' Dance from PSY on Ellen


Korean pop star and YouTube sensation PSY taught Britney and Ellen how to do his signature horse dance.
[ellen]

Secrete Weapon

[birdandmoon]


Sitting Cat Relaxes on Railing and Contemplates Life


[via dpaf]

Idaho Weatherman Makes Weather Forecast Rap Videos


Nick 'The Rapping Weatherman' Kosir uses four iPhones and an iPad to the deliver the weather forecast for Twin Falls, Idaho.
[via reddit]

Malaysian Monkey Enjoys a Soda He Stole from Tourists


[via sayomg]

5 Leaked Features of the iPhone 5

[doghousediaries]


Grumpy Bulldog Puppy


Porter, the three-month-old English Bulldog puppy, throws an adorable temper tantrum over having to be on a leash.
[dpaf]

Improv Everywhere: Black Tie Beach 2012


Hundreds of participents showed up at Coney Island and Brighton Beach in formal wear for the third annual Black Tie Beach Party.
[improveverywhere]

Sep 9, 2012

ADD

[xkcd]


Barkley's New Boots


Barkley the Shiba Inu performs a beautifully choreographed interpretive dance while breaking in his new winter boots.
[koshitheshiba/thefrogman]

Guy Builds a Giant Tower Maze for His Cat


BRB, hugging my cat.
[dpaf]

Glove and Boots: The Pee-wee Herman Blog


Previously: The History of SPAM
[glove&boots]

The Commanding Heights - Part 2

[Part 1] [abstrusegoose]


NYC Blanket Hunt


Luke and Brandon see how willing New Yorkers are to share their park blankets.
[lkellycline]

Dancing Kitten Chorus Line


[fc&nf]

Absentee Parent Cooking Show


Care about your meals, even if your parents don't care about you.
[collegehumor]

Anatomy of an Avocado

[doghousediaries]