Tastefully Offensive: Steve Martin's Acceptance Speech at the 2013 Governors Awards

Nov 17, 2013

Steve Martin's Acceptance Speech at the 2013 Governors Awards


Steve Martin gave a humorous and touching speech after receiving an Honorary Award during yesterday's 2013 Governors Awards in Hollywood, California.

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19 comments:

Caro said...

It may be cute but it's a little bit cruel, especially if the puppy is missing its canine family

tony1 said...

Well aren't you a buzzkill.

Caro said...

Yes Tony I guess I am. Sorry. Just trying to enlighten. I know it's more important for us humans to have a laugh regardless.

Rab Simpson said...

Conjecture. If you were adopted right after being born you wouldn't miss your family, you'd be a member of a new family who'd be all you know. If you want to claim that puppies miss their biological family, feel free to provide some evidence, otherwise stop being a miserable shit.

Caro said...

Well are far as I know Rab, and no I have no evidence of this or at least none that I have time to gather in case you demanded it, most puppies are not adopted as soon as they are born. Secondly I said "IF they were missing their canine families" (but they are just animals right so they probably have no feelings or memory, correct?). And thirdly, you sound more miserably shitty than me...haha!! lol I think I got you!! Maybe you can reply throwing in some nastier insults, then you would definately be the winner!!! Win win win, thats what its all about. Take care. Peace. Btw did you make the complilation. It was a nice gesture. Sorry if my initial comment offended...that was not my intention.

Sen said...

Exactly. Placing human emotions on animals is silly and just something those who want it believe and people who use it to abuse. A new puppy doesn't sit pining for the fjords. They know they are wanted and respected and a little howls is not going to ruin that. Personally I dont like to hurt my or my dogs dogs ears so it's not really a game we play, but its not cruel.

Caro said...

Sen, I posted something and after I posted it the webpage said someone was typing a comment. So it seems as if my comment was withheld so that your comment (tapping Sen on his/her back) appeared before mine. How sweet.
Anyway....human emotions huh? Wow! Who makes up these rules...hahaha....no really I want to know.
By the way, how much do I have to pay for someone to tap me on the back? Or can I just log in under a different name.
Please see my earlier comment that was thrown out of sequence so that the website saves face.

Rab Simpson said...

What a whining bitch (pun intended).


How much money did you give to PeTA this month Caro?

Caro said...

Hahaha....I'm laughing hysterically.... I thought you would have used more vulgar language than that Rab. I am impressed. So Rab if you gave more money does that mean that everything I said was wrong? Money helps to wash away your guilt and empowers you to belittle people and ask them for proof of their claims. You da man Rab!!

Your face said...

Stop trolling Caro.

Rab Simpson said...

For what it's worth, I give no money to PeTA.


How much do you give?

Caro said...

Yes you are right. And it appears moreso as the most important comment I made was deleted. The things people do to save face. Well nobody said life was fair. When administrators want to abuse their powers, what can you do? People, don't let others bully you into remaining silent! Die with your boots on as much as you can!

Salome Asherah-Sophia said...

I don't see anywhere in this video where they are missing their canine family...in many of the videos I see other puppies and/or their mothers. I can only assume in those videos where you see neither, they may simply be in another room (off camera).

tastefullyoffensive.com said...

Your comment was automatically flagged because of vulgar language. I (the only person who has the power to delete comments) had nothing to do with it. There is no abuse of power going on here, just a sensitive filter.

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kateye said...

just a thought people, if you keep responding to Caro you are giving her or him exactly what they want and that is "Attention" some people just like to get attention in the wrong way as we all know is a trait of young children... just saying!

Caro said...

Wow...this is getting more disgusting by the minute. I said nothing vulgar. Someone called me a bitch and you did nothing about it. This is about to go to the next level. Keep it up.
You know you deleted it because it was a very nice comment but that would make you look bad.

tastefullyoffensive.com said...

Nothing you could possibly say could make me or my site look bad. People don't come to this site to read your misguided opinions.

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