Tastefully Offensive: 2015-09-13

Sep 19, 2015

Being a Flower Girl is Serious Business

Four-year-old JoJo is going to be a flower girl in a wedding soon; a task she's taking very seriously. So much so that she felt the need to have a meeting with her dad to make sure he doesn't do anything to embarrass her while she's performing her flower girl duties.
"You do NOT understand weddings. AT ALL."
Here's another video of JoJo explaining to her dad why she's not a princess:

[JoJo Lomelino]

Scottish Boy Shuts Down Yelling Preacher in a Very Scottish Way

This street preacher using a speaker to loudly broadcast his message, on Market Street in St. Andrews, Scotland, gets put in his place when a boy arrives to drown him out with bagpipes.

[lachieblair/via Delroth156]

Parrot Gives Bunny a Rude Awakening

Pollo, the quaker parrot, rudely startles Muffin, the bunny, out of her afternoon slumber.

Previously: Pollo Refuses to Share His Peanut

[Holly Narufry/buddy-berry]

Can You Watch This Video Without Yawning?

Comedian Mike Trapp from College Humor challenges you to watch this video without yawning involuntarily. I watched it twice without yawning once, so apparently, I have a neurological disorder I was unaware of.

Previously from College Humor: Modern Teen Slang Words Updated for Adults

[College Humor]

10 Movie Bloopers That Made it Into the Final Cut

Rob Flis from Screen Rant takes a look at a series of outtakes and mistakes from blockbuster movies, like Zoolander, Django, and Back to the Future, that ended up being included in the films.

Previously: 10 Mistakes Found in Popular TV Shows

[Screen Rant]

'Shifting Gears,' A Disney Animated Short

In Disney's latest animated short film, Mickey Mouse gets into a tussle with his car when it refuses to take him to the beach.

Previous shorts: Movie Time, Wish Upon a Coin, One-Man Band


America is Starting to Feel the 'Bern'

Late Show host Stephen Colbert discusses the rise in popularity on Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, who's starting to pull ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

[The Late Show]

Sep 18, 2015

Stuffed Panda Comes to Life, Eats an Ice Cream Cone

Maymo, the lemon beagle, goes undercover as a stuffed panda, but blows his cover when his human entices him with an ice cream cone.

Previously: Maymo and His Little Sister Go Trick-or-Treating


Corgi Puppy Has Fun Playing with Ferrets

Poppy, the Welsh corgi puppy, plays an exciting game of tag with his new ferret housemates, who use a plastic tube to avoid getting caught.

[Kirsty Levesque]

Eagle Amazingly Flies Between Two People

In this short, but awesome video from a Topvogel bird show in Diessen, Netherlands, an eagle tucks in his wings to fly through a narrow gap between two volunteers, who are facing each other.

[Sjors Van de Wiel]

Kid Explains How to Become Famous on Vine

Young YouTube user BufferingFilms gives a brief tutorial on what it takes to become a celebrity on the short-form video sharing app, Vine.


Parrot Refuses to Share His Peanut with His Friends

Pollo, the quaker parrot, has no intention of sharing his coveted peanut with his bird buddies, Manny, the cockatiel, and Garry, the Indian ring-necked parrot.

[Holly Narufry/buddy-berry]

Drunk Scottish Guy Can't Say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'

(PG-13 language) After a few drinks, this Scottish guy, named James, hilariously realizes that he's lost the ability to say the words "purple burglar alarm."

[BulldogDeanoP/via brasher]

Comedian Andrew Sleighter Performs Stand-Up on 'Conan'

Comedian Andrew Sleighter explains how you can eat breakfast for free whenever you want in this funny stand-up routine from last night's episode of Conan.

Previously: Sam Morril Performs Stand-Up on 'Conan'

[Team Coco]

Happy Baby Donkey Swings in a Hammock

Leo, a fluffy baby donkey from Gôiania, Brasil, appears to have a smile on his face while he gently swings in a hammock.


The Best Fails of the Week (9/18/15)

(PG-13 language) Fail Army presents a round-up of the best of the worst fail videos that hit the Internet during the third week of September 2015.

Previously: The Best Fails of August 2015

[Fail Army]

Piglet Becomes Instant Best Friends with Dog

When he met his new canine housemate, Murphy, for the first time, Herbert, the spotted piglet, became instantly enamored with the dog and showered him with affection.

[Kirsten Drysdale]

Stephen Colbert Launches His Own Lifestyle Brand

Inspired by celebrities Blake Lively, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Reese Witherspoon, Late Show host Stephen Colbert has decided to launch his own line of random overpriced things.

[The Late Show]

'Tonight Show' Hashtags: #OneTimeInClass

Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon reads some of his favorite fan-submitted tweets from the Twitter hashtag he created, #OneTimeInClass.

Previously: #MyRoommateIsWeird

[The Tonight Show]

Sep 17, 2015

'Tonight Show' Pup Quiz with Kaley Cuoco

Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting play the Tonight Show trivia game "Pup Quiz" where the winner of each round is rewarded with a golden retriever puppy to cuddle with.

[The Tonight Show]

Pit Bull Loves Taking Showers

Unlike most dogs, Ramsey, the pit bull, loves taking showers in the tub, and he even comes prepared with all the essential bathing gear.


Vintage 'Chicago' Style Cover of Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies'

Singer Ariana Savalas and the Postmodern Jukebox Band perform Beyoncé's 2008 R&B hit "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" in the style of a song from the classic musical, Chicago.

Previously: '70s Stevie Wonder Style Cover of Major Lazer's 'Lean On'


Cat Brothers Seamus and Angus Have Fun Chasing Bubbles

Brothers Seamus and Angus, the Persian exotic shorthair cats, get their fluffy little minds blown when it starts raining bubbles in the living room.

Previously: Seamus' Love for Angus Takes an Unexpected Turn

[Seamus and Angus]

Would Elijah Wood?

In a segment from last night's episode of Late Night, host Seth Meyers asks actor Elijah Wood several challenging questions to find out what Elijah Wood would do.

[Late Night]

Cat Steals 'Singing' Birthday Card that Meows

It's hard to tell if this cat likes the "singing" kittens coming from the birthday card, or if he's so annoyed by the card that he wants to get it out of the house.

[Kyoot Animals]

Kids React to Shia LaBeouf's 'Just Do It' Motivational Speech

In the latest episode of their popular "Kids React" series, The Fine Brothers, Benny and Rafi Fine, asked a group of kids, ages 6 to 13, to react to actor Shia LaBeouf's now infamous motivational speech from his collaboration with London art students.

Previously: Kids React to the Original iPod

[Fine Brothers]

'Key & Peele' Blooper Reel

Here's a short blooper reel from Comedy Central's Key & Peele sketch comedy show, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, which sadly ended last week after 53 amazing episodes.

Here are some of my favorite Key & Peele sketches: Misinterpreted Text Conversation, TeachingCenter, Menstruation Orientation, McCringleberry's Excessive Touchdown Celebration, The Telemarketer, Negrotown, Aerobics Meltdown, Substitute Teacher, Inner-City Wizard School

[Comedy Central]

Dogs Perform Impressive Tricks Together

Jumpy, the border collie mix, and Dash, the terrier, show off some of their tricks with their human, Los Angeles-based dog trailer Omar Von Muller. Towards the end of the video the dogs joined by Jazzy, the border collie mix.

[Omar Von Muller]

'Ferris Bueller’s Day Off' Retold as a Retro 8-Bit Video Game

CineFix reimagines the plot of John Hughes' 1986 comedy film Ferris Bueller's Day Off as an old-school 8-bit video game from the 1980s.

Previously: 'Jurassic Park' Retold as a Retro 8-Bit Video Game


Dachshunds Play Baseball in Little Uniforms

Crusoe, the celebrity dachshund, and his brother Oakley play a game of baseball in their new Toronto Blue Jays jerseys.

Previously: Crusoe Throws a Summer Pool Party

[Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund]

10 Mistakes Found in Popular TV Shows

Rob Flis from Screen Rant takes a look at a series of mistakes and errors that made it into hit TV shows like Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, and more.

Previously: 10 Massive Plot Holes in Blockbuster Movies

[Screen Rant]

Mr. Fox From Wes Anderson's 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' Sings Blackalicious' New Song 'The Blow Up'

In this clever mashup parody by Toronto-based video editor Benjamin Roberts (aka Animal Robot), Mr. Fox from Wes Anderson's 2009 stop-motion animated film Fantastic Mr. Fox performs "The Blow Up" from Blackalicious' upcoming fourth album, Imani Vol. 1.

Previously from Benjamin: Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog Rap N.W.A.'s 'Express Yourself'


Cat vs. Hand

This cute cat almost falls backwards when he gets "attacked" by his human's hand. This clip needs some Jaws theme music.


Little Girl Has Trouble Saying the Word 'Frog'

(PG-13 language) In this classic clip from 2007, that's making the rounds on the Internet again, a cute little girl named Sam adorably struggles to pronounce the word "frog."

[Sam and Joaquin/via Neverdoubted]

'Donald Trump' Calls Hillary Clinton to Offer Her Advice

Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump (Jimmy Fallon) calls Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to help her prepare for her Tonight Show appearance.

[The Tonight Show]

Sep 16, 2015

Dog Reacts Hilariously to Getting Caught Chewing Up Paper

This naughty mutt has a priceless reaction to getting busted for chewing up paper by his human.


Toddler Shows Off His Impressive Car Knowledge

This cute 3-year-old boy named Henry demonstrates his impressive ability to name almost any type of car he comes across, while walking around the neighborhood with his proud dad.

[Charles DeGregorio]

Couple Announces Pregnancy with Creepy Horror Movie Trailer

Gavin Holt used some clever editing, creepy sound effects, and eerie John Carpenter music to announce his wife's pregnancy in the scariest way possible.
"My wife let me have free reign on our "announcement" video. She wanted me to incorporate the themes "Bun in the oven" and "Prego," so I did my best to make it more serious than cheesy. I may have cursed my house..."
[Gavin Holt]

Brave Dogs Conquering Their Fear of Floors

The latest animal compilation from MrFunnyMals features dogs doing their best to overcome their fear of slippy hardwood and linoleum floors.

Previously: Cats Stealing Money from Their Humans

[sent by MrFunnyMals]

Rhett & Link Attempt Weird Ways to Start a Fire

In this segment from their morning comedy show, Good Mythical Morning, comedy duo Rhett & Link (Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal) attempt to start fires using unusual items and techniques, that apparently work, including a cell phone battery and steel wool, urine and plastic wrap, bacon grease and glasses, and chlorine and brake fluid.

Previously: Rhett & Link Taste Test Various Types of Pet Food

[Good Mythical Morning]

98-Year-Old Grandpa Dances the 'Whip Mayonnaise'

Marty Timlin filmed his grandfather adorably dancing the popular "Whip/Nae Nae" dance from Silento's "Watch Me" music video on his 98th birthday, or as he calls it, the "Whip Mayonnaise."

[Marty Timlin/via Nobirdsnobees]

John Stamos and Jimmy Kimmel Act Out Sitcom Openings

Longtime sitcom actor John Stamos teaches late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel the ancient art of posing for sitcom opening sequences.

[Jimmy Kimmel Live]

Herd of Manatees Gracefully Swim Under Paddleboarders

While on a SUP Weeki paddleboard tour, a lucky couple, Tyler and Lauren, got to experience this rare, majestic sighting of a group of eight manatees swimming underneath them in the crystal clear water of Florida's Weeki Wachee River.

[SUP Weeki/via Neatorama]

Little Dog Reacts Pricelessly to His Human's Pretend Collapse

While taking his long-haired dachshund for a walk, this man pretended to suddenly collapse to test the little dog's loyalty and capture his reaction on film.

[Chan Hwi Lee/via spaceshlp]

Why Pixar Movies Make You Cry

In this new sketch from Above Average, Hannah from Pixar gives you a behind-the-scenes tour of Pixar's SadLab, where scientists are hard at work discovering new ways of making Pixar fans cry as much as possible.

Previously from Above Average: Introducing Google Dad Directions

[Above Average]

Amish Man Delivers the Ultimate Burn in This New Slim Jim Ad

In this new ad from Slim Jim, two stranded friends learn what life with out the internet is like when they're picked up by an Amish good Samaritan.

[Slim Jim]

Sep 15, 2015

Stephen Colbert and Emily Blunt Have a Fake Vomit-Off

In this hilarious clip from last night's episode of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert and actress Emily Blunt pretend to throw up while reading lines from the classic film, Gone with the Wind.

[The Late Show]

Wheel of Musical Impressions with Ariana Grande

Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon and singer Ariana Grande take turns performing random popular songs while impersonating famous singers like Britney Spears, Aaron Neville, Christina Aguilera, Sting, and more.

[The Tonight Show]

Chubby Hedgehog Enjoys a Belly Rub

This adorably large hedgehog (I'm pretty sure she's pregnant) looks blissfuly relaxed while receiving a gentle tummy massage.


A Guide to Understanding Your Cat's Emotions

Chris Poole's cute cats, Cole (black) and Marmalade (orange), demonstrate the wide range of emotions that every house cat experiences during an average day.
"I've been owned by cats all my life and for the past few years I've been conducting an highly scientific research project on cat emotions, here are the results I managed to document."
Previously: A Cat's Guide to Boxes

[Cole and Marmalade]