Tastefully Offensive: Try Saying...

Feb 17, 2011

Try Saying...

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56 comments:

Avalex07 said...

This Job sucks doesn't have foul language

Wink16 said...

i guess they didn't include ''you're fired'' ..wonder what could that mean.....

Russell D Tewell said...

need to use this at work. practice makes perfect !

Chickiypeggy said...

This is saying something

Bistro said...

Then, you don' know what "suck" "refers to.

Ivansieben said...

Should also be thaught at various schools !!

Jim said...

shitcanned

brando56894 said...

I like #16 the best

Selkieblue said...

make that likely.

Bill Moore said...

Meh

Joe said...

" Your Fired " Sorry, but the Company is downsizing...

berry said...

number 12 ans 13 made me choke on my drink!!! :P

the man said...

The people that don't matter like the customer? it sucks but you have to learn to play the game.

Dwagner97080 said...

I wish i worked for a company where HR were a bunch of wise asses!

Mxx567f said...

its ok

Tupac2014 said...

and at the top it said a conversation with coworkers seriously you dont know what the fuck your talking about

Marcia Whitley said...

how many of us that really WORK, havent said these things to co workers??? come on people,, think logically , makes sense to me.

tim e. said...

To the people taking this seriously in any way, shape, or form: please get a sense of humor and then return to the internet when you've learned to use it.

Spamdaddycaine said...

dont be a pussy, just say stuff if you wanna be cool

Tio Peluca said...

Fuck it I will send this piece of shit to my employees.

Stellar seeker said...

Just how does one pronounce F***? Fasteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk? Or Fstarstarstar?

Benbenbenben said...

Thats interesting.
Im not sure this can be implemented.

dduncombe said...

Ha! It's cool that they actually mean the same thing.

Angelahenihan said...

IrishLady
I think yere all a shower of assholes for having a conversation and discussing this kind of shit anyway....oh there goes the Lady out of my name........................

Kfckid333 said...

Ok grandpa

jan said...

"What is the matter with you, people"?

Sharoot48 said...

Very f#@$$%$$ing funny I liked it

Leslie Basden said...

I think Roullie's comment was intended to be tongue-in-cheek. Got a sense of humor? If not, you might be happier reading non-comedic blogs.

Carolyn Blocker said...

Such foul language shows a lack of sensitivity to other's feelings, poor manners, and a lack of a grasp of the English language. I am offended by such language and am likely to say so.

Hlow said...

She's a ball-busting bitch. ~ She's an aggressive go-getter. LMFAO!!!! I'm using this one!!!

Linda Noel Sld Merchandise said...

This is very funny shit!! Why do some ppl go to the "humor" section and then get all serious?? My favorite is #2, "an aggressive go-getter." Hahahahahahaha!!

Spydurundead said...

I think it's Fstarstarstar....lol :)

Daniel said...

Hilarious, maybe we could see this taken up by more businesses perhaps?

boringoldfart said...

I think it's hilarious you're being a grammar Nazi when your reply to Jake below had "your" instead of you. So apparently it is difficult for some.

Emil said...

EPIC

Sydlarr said...

Yeah, so you know how to really say what you want to say

Jesse Dufrene said...

I'm not sure this can be implemented :P

Lildeb1004 said...

political correctness gone awry!

Link5361 said...

Dont be afraid to speak out you can simple say thanks prick.

GMan said...

The World is a Mental Institution and some of us are lucky enough to be out-patients.

D, Trump said...

funny as hell , sounds like a screwed up company if you ask me

Ajin said...

i think F-U-C-K

anonymous said...

haha I love this. :)

Sahinur Akter said...

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Butplug said...

fuckwit.. not even the littlest bit funny

Simon said...

How do you translate, "Go f*** a badger, you f***ing piece of s#!t, I hope that you get your @$$ r@ped by a f***ing bear!!! Cause that would be useful in conversation.

bamboozer said...

Now when I take my ideas to anybody and theyu say," that's interesting", I'll know just WHAT they mean

Blosoya99 said...

Hahahaha! That's hilarious.

Yanivp said...

i like to think of them more dlings. To me it's more of a fdlingdlingdlingdling than a fasteriskasteriskasterisk.

Asdfasdfasdfadfs said...

WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD I HAVE BLONDE HAIR SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ON CREEPY NIGHT WHEN YOU ARENT EXPECTING IT BY UR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU POST THIS IN 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

Logan David Little said...

For all you dimwits, retards, skanks, bitches, and hoes.... listen up.  I know in your "world," foul language is a negative in the work place.  Sure, in a professional atmosphere, profane language is not appropriate.  But, for those millions of people, including myself, that have blue collar jobs.. You know, actually have to sweat and work to make nothing, profanity kind of walks hand in hand with work.  Totally agreeing on the fact that it can put a damper on everyone if used incorrectly.  Just saying with my landscaping business, and with the company that I work for at night (not going to name it) profanity is pretty much the norm.  So for all you snobs and tight-asses, get over yourself and scream FUCK every once in a while if it floats your boat.

Logan Tigers said...

ok fag boy english teacher

Tfarrell03 said...

wouldn't it be a deep leaning curve?

Dbakeca Italia said...

LOL...you just made my day.  I think i like more the first options...it's just sounds better!!!

Dayrl Thomas said...

This why I work for myself.
Fuck having a boss!

Jim said...

Don't tell me how to express myself.  Fuck You!!

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