To the people taking this seriously in any way, shape, or form: please get a sense of humor and then return to the internet when you've learned to use it.
IrishLady I think yere all a shower of assholes for having a conversation and discussing this kind of shit anyway....oh there goes the Lady out of my name........................
Such foul language shows a lack of sensitivity to other's feelings, poor manners, and a lack of a grasp of the English language. I am offended by such language and am likely to say so.
This is very funny shit!! Why do some ppl go to the "humor" section and then get all serious?? My favorite is #2, "an aggressive go-getter." Hahahahahahaha!!
How do you translate, "Go f*** a badger, you f***ing piece of s#!t, I hope that you get your @$$ r@ped by a f***ing bear!!! Cause that would be useful in conversation.
WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD I HAVE BLONDE HAIR SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ON CREEPY NIGHT WHEN YOU ARENT EXPECTING IT BY UR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU POST THIS IN 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
For all you dimwits, retards, skanks, bitches, and hoes.... listen up. I know in your "world," foul language is a negative in the work place. Sure, in a professional atmosphere, profane language is not appropriate. But, for those millions of people, including myself, that have blue collar jobs.. You know, actually have to sweat and work to make nothing, profanity kind of walks hand in hand with work. Totally agreeing on the fact that it can put a damper on everyone if used incorrectly. Just saying with my landscaping business, and with the company that I work for at night (not going to name it) profanity is pretty much the norm. So for all you snobs and tight-asses, get over yourself and scream FUCK every once in a while if it floats your boat.
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This Job sucks doesn't have foul language
i guess they didn't include ''you're fired'' ..wonder what could that mean.....
need to use this at work. practice makes perfect !
This is saying something
Then, you don' know what "suck" "refers to.
Should also be thaught at various schools !!
shitcanned
I like #16 the best
make that likely.
Meh
" Your Fired " Sorry, but the Company is downsizing...
number 12 ans 13 made me choke on my drink!!! :P
The people that don't matter like the customer? it sucks but you have to learn to play the game.
I wish i worked for a company where HR were a bunch of wise asses!
its ok
and at the top it said a conversation with coworkers seriously you dont know what the fuck your talking about
how many of us that really WORK, havent said these things to co workers??? come on people,, think logically , makes sense to me.
To the people taking this seriously in any way, shape, or form: please get a sense of humor and then return to the internet when you've learned to use it.
dont be a pussy, just say stuff if you wanna be cool
Fuck it I will send this piece of shit to my employees.
Just how does one pronounce F***? Fasteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk? Or Fstarstarstar?
Thats interesting.
Im not sure this can be implemented.
Ha! It's cool that they actually mean the same thing.
IrishLady
I think yere all a shower of assholes for having a conversation and discussing this kind of shit anyway....oh there goes the Lady out of my name........................
Ok grandpa
"What is the matter with you, people"?
Very f#@$$%$$ing funny I liked it
I think Roullie's comment was intended to be tongue-in-cheek. Got a sense of humor? If not, you might be happier reading non-comedic blogs.
Such foul language shows a lack of sensitivity to other's feelings, poor manners, and a lack of a grasp of the English language. I am offended by such language and am likely to say so.
She's a ball-busting bitch. ~ She's an aggressive go-getter. LMFAO!!!! I'm using this one!!!
This is very funny shit!! Why do some ppl go to the "humor" section and then get all serious?? My favorite is #2, "an aggressive go-getter." Hahahahahahaha!!
I think it's Fstarstarstar....lol :)
Hilarious, maybe we could see this taken up by more businesses perhaps?
I think it's hilarious you're being a grammar Nazi when your reply to Jake below had "your" instead of you. So apparently it is difficult for some.
EPIC
Yeah, so you know how to really say what you want to say
I'm not sure this can be implemented :P
political correctness gone awry!
Dont be afraid to speak out you can simple say thanks prick.
The World is a Mental Institution and some of us are lucky enough to be out-patients.
funny as hell , sounds like a screwed up company if you ask me
i think F-U-C-K
haha I love this. :)
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fuckwit.. not even the littlest bit funny
How do you translate, "Go f*** a badger, you f***ing piece of s#!t, I hope that you get your @$$ r@ped by a f***ing bear!!! Cause that would be useful in conversation.
Now when I take my ideas to anybody and theyu say," that's interesting", I'll know just WHAT they mean
Hahahaha! That's hilarious.
i like to think of them more dlings. To me it's more of a fdlingdlingdlingdling than a fasteriskasteriskasterisk.
WHEN YOU ARE READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD I HAVE BLONDE HAIR SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ON CREEPY NIGHT WHEN YOU ARENT EXPECTING IT BY UR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU POST THIS IN 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
For all you dimwits, retards, skanks, bitches, and hoes.... listen up. I know in your "world," foul language is a negative in the work place. Sure, in a professional atmosphere, profane language is not appropriate. But, for those millions of people, including myself, that have blue collar jobs.. You know, actually have to sweat and work to make nothing, profanity kind of walks hand in hand with work. Totally agreeing on the fact that it can put a damper on everyone if used incorrectly. Just saying with my landscaping business, and with the company that I work for at night (not going to name it) profanity is pretty much the norm. So for all you snobs and tight-asses, get over yourself and scream FUCK every once in a while if it floats your boat.
ok fag boy english teacher
wouldn't it be a deep leaning curve?
LOL...you just made my day. I think i like more the first options...it's just sounds better!!!
This why I work for myself.
Fuck having a boss!
Don't tell me how to express myself. Fuck You!!
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