I Like It!
Thou infectious flap-mouthed foot-licker.
Can I be the artless fat-kidneyed pigeon-egg? Thanks :-)
thou yeasty rump-fed canker blossom
thou puny motley-minded lout. >:)
thou spleeny onion-eyed foot-licker!
Thou lumpish idle-headed pignut. =p
Great list, Jason. And not a single F-word in it. Just goes to show what can be done with a decent vocabulary and a bit of imagination!
I must memorize!
125,000 possible combinations. How do you choose just one thou puny bat fowling codpiece?
My ninth-grade English teacher handed out this sheet during our Shakespeare unit! I'm pretty sure I still have it somewhere...
this is brilliant.
Thou frothy pox-marked codpiece is then basically a used std-ridden condom?
yes it's fucking great how effective yet correct these insult can be.
u dankish dizzy eyed dewberry!
is this In place of The Fuck word.
Hay don't fucking Cuss.
In 7th grade, I remember we had to do this while learning about Shakespeare. It was fun.
Weird just plumb weird, the English language gets weirder everyday
Weird just plumb weird
HEY ! you two ! stop fucking cussing already !
If you are going to be rude, at least be rude with style!
Thou beslubbering, knotty patted, flap-dragon!
there are tons of f-words in this listfawning, fobbing, froward, frothy, fat-kidneyed, fen-sucked, flap-mouthed, fly-bitten, folly-fallen, fool-born, full-gorged, flap-dragon, flax-wench, flirt-gill, foot-licker, and fustilarian.
Cut that fucking shit out guys. It's crap like that that makes us all look like dumb asses
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
You weedy unchin-snouted whey-face!
clearly this stopped being funny a few comments back. or are you retarded?
It's still fucking funny
I fuckin love ice cream!
Great combinations...I like this post!
I fucking love cocaine (rawr, says the bear)!
I'm sure some of these words weren't exactly socially acceptable in his time... Every culture has words that are socially taboo, the thing is, they are just words. Think outside the box, being politically correct is overrated.
My name is ron and "I" like to party
Love it, i know someone so posh that they say half of the stuff in that list!
Shut you mouth you Paunchy Harpy
Wow, it's like me talking to a teabagger!
Fuckin' Combo Breakers, how do those work?
thats fuckin classic
Thou impertinent fool-born miscreant. (I remember this from 9th Grade Language Arts).
This is priceless!!
I like girls you can fuck in the ass and then are willing to suck your dick after.
Wow. Just wow.
Are you guys like 8?
Guys, i know this has been fun and all, but you know what, i was gonna end this with something clever, and i really cant think of anything, so... riddle me this. tree+window=facebook
Thou paunchy, fly-bitten foot-licker.
It looks pretty if you scroll fast.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ is better. ;)
I must investigate some of these words! :)
I'm taking that to work with me, come in handy at the Monday morning meeting.
It's not posh; it's pretension.
Or is it rather that we just remember the weirdness from hundreds of years ago?
When the fuck did we get Ice Cream?
Thou puking ill nurtured foot licker
fucking A...no fucking swearing!!!
lol COMBO BEAKER
i dont do cokaine, i just like the smell of it
It's a combo of science. The combo beaker.
Let's see how fucking small we can make this
way better than pirate talk.
Marvelous! Thanks for the 'reminder' Of course, IT WORKS FOR ME!!!
Our English teacher gave this to us once and made us all just shout at eachother using it.
I fucking like turtles!
it sounds like the dialog from "A Clockwork Orange"
dude, my teacher did the same thing :O
Beyond merely "cool"...
dude that was a fake language called NADSAT! this is old English! come on!
And mine too!
I like one that's not on this list: "Shog off!"
Prithee... surely thou woud'st follow me on my beslubbering, batfowling varlet Twitter account. I carry fine author news and tips for thee. Http://Twitter.com/JonathanGunson
It's modern English you insipid twat. Olde English, besides being a fine malted beverage, is Anglo-Saxon, and not really recognizable as English.
Thou ruttish dog-eared maggot-pie
oh bullocks to that.
My English teacher touched me
shit mine too
my apologies, paunchy fool-born miscreant. I didnt know people still conversed in this manner.
Ow wow all four of my english teachers did
my maths teacher touched me.
Insert the Rosetta Stone disk into your CD or DVD drive and wait for the autorun program to start. Click "Uninstall Rosetta Stone." Confirm the request, http://www.ofrosettastone.com/ and it will uninstall automatically.
i touched my english teacher...
oh shit same here.
this is amazing
ima pocknock you all in th head! muuuaahahahhahahhza!
MINE TOO!! AINT ALL TEACHERS THE SAME NIGGA?
Thou frothy elf-skinned foot-licker!
<3 this. Just you wait, potential offenders! Nothing will prepare you for the insults I will be tossing your way ;) SHAKESPEARE STYLEE! :P
This is too funny. Telling someone off with class (?)
i like cheese
Holy fuck you are right!!
no im 3 you stupid fucking nazi...and hey you guys better give me some ice cream too or ill post nude pics of your mom.
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Not you :)
So do I!!
just finished an assignment using this same exact list and then came across it on stumbleupon.com. lol
That's what SHE said!
Killer Instinct all the way!!!!
And mine! thats how I was made
Harry Potter's Dis-List.
I am an English teacherin Korea. I should print out and let my students shout out English insults. Or I keep this secret and use them?
The comments were more amusing than the insult kit itself.
Mine too, but she was a yeasty weather-bitten whey-face.
I want to see what happens when I post this.
You missed out "abortive rooting hog" from Dick the sh*t.
I know for a fact you don't party!
My rabbit died by killer instinct...
Are you? And I prefer the term "mentally disabled." Words can hurt, man...This is still funny. You just lost your sense of humor when all of your "friends" left you... :D
RONNY THE BEAR!!!!
dude, i gt a srirt that says it, i wear it all the time or i jus wip it out at the right moment hahaha
This is funny xD
and my ax!
Same here. we had to get into to lines lol
god I'm lucky to go to a german school :D
i like turtles
Why you tottering fen-sucked dewberry, I'm going to find something to strike you with.
Mine did too! haha
i wish my english teacher did that..
I'm an English teacher I gave this to my students once.
Very funny....And I'm a teacher!
They forgot to include our familiar "whoreson" (Line 1210, Henry IV, part one)
my english teacher gave us this list and we wrote insult letters to the other english letters.. we were the capulets.
i mean english classes.
What a piece of BS ?
I dont get it
mine did the same exact thing. twats.
i know this is going to seem rediculous but me too
I was reading through the list, and laughed to myself... then i scrolled down, and read every single comment on here. Best thing ever. Things like this make me hate people a little less.
Thou pribbling, swag-bellied maggot-pie!
o m f g ME TOO
mee too, thx
Jesus christ me too!
Solid food for the brain....
But it's ok, he can leave them behind.
Some of the mixtures of words kinda sound like Harry Potter spells.. O_O
pari larki ka mob # vitural univeristy me pharti ha try kro phasane ki or us ke sex dakho youtube me(vu xxx) ye likh kr 03346623934
And thine alsoith.
yeasty rump-fead canker-blossom!
mie didnt :(
The next time I get in a fight with someone, I'm just gonna say this and see how they react O_owww.idistract.com
Very interesting, my English teacher was not into Shakespeare, thank GOD, I'll take Dickens' novels over the Bard's anytime.
i had this sheet in my english class haha
First time I see this
history teacher gave this to us in 7th grade and let us just scream it at each other the entire class
What the fuck?
omg mine too!
wouldnt that be thou?
Hey these might be some new comments that can be added to report cards comment section!
Housewife isn't on there. That means whore, I learned that in English Lit.
Love it. Great for movie reviews!
omg me too!
OMD no way. My English IV teacher gave us this same list on Thursday cuz we're reading Hamlet && Macbeth lol wat r the odds lol
it feels like i have to write "me too" right now :S
So did mine my freshman year. Then she had pairs of us go up front and we had competition to see who made the best insults and who could shout them better; my boyfriend and i were the winnig pair :P
haha my teacher did too
wow we had got one to and we had to use it for like a month adn we got bonus points if we called him one in the hall
COOL story bro.. Tell it again.
I'm a high school english teacher and this is a great tool to use in a class where swearing is not only a nasty habit but a hinderer of english language. I am totally sold!
same here, for "Shakespear Day"!
I'm awesome and available and 10
This is the best thing ever!
lol love this
thou vain folly-fallen nut-hook
Hehehehe I love it!!!
Speaking of, I like the classic "atrabilious bindlestiff" (grumpy hobo) and "lollygagging dandyprat" (lazy, over-dressed man)
This is the best!!!!!
my english teacher did this for us...she also made up a script which involved a boy yelling 'you three inch fool' at another guy. there were about 10 people in my class that didnt get it. she had to explain the insult.
I like trains.
me too, in accordance with prophecy
saucy dizzy-eyed canker-blossom