Tastefully Offensive: Math Jokes

Nov 16, 2011

Math Jokes

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79 comments:

ahsiang said...

okay, I will really don't get it. 

Kilroy said...

II actually laughed out loud after reading this. Epic win!

RFrizkee32 said...

what does a pot and a noose have to do with anything...? :(

Rfrizkee32 said...

HA HA HA NEVERMIND - i read it out loud and TOTALLY get it now... what an idiot

Navarreryan said...

RFizkee32- "hypotenuse" is the longest side of a right triangle

Jbeavin Beavin said...

It's the noose that hangs the pot hy, of course.

Connork said...

hi pot and noose = hypotenuse triangle

el bastardo said...

haha i had to read the comments before i got the hypotenuse joke but this is good.  you successfully made me lol.

Caldreamer said...

Oh lord! A new high/low!

Bp28 said...

Pretty obtuse jokes

kjghdsf said...

I should say so. I turned 180 degrees and walked away/

Knighthamer74 said...

hypotenuse you idiot 
"forgive bad spelling" 

clever! said...

That was my initial reflex as well!

Enri said...

hypotenuse isn't a triangle lololol.. 

Bill Turkeyburger said...

Oh stop being so pointed.

Anonymous said...

hi pot and noose...hypotenuse

Colton said...

hi-pot-and-noose

hypotenusemath joke

HippiexHeather11 said...

*facepalm*...

Lalelulilo4 said...

lol thats crafty

Sniwid said...

hypotenuse

Dudeitslindsayyy said...

Hypotenuse. I think I spelled that wrong, but it is the longest side on a triangle.

coutterhill said...

HA! hypotenuse!!! triangle.i'm dork

Guest said...

i hate you

cheekypoppy said...

hi pot and noose
^ hypotenose (its the oposite side of a right angle in a triangle)
i see u dnt understand math jokes.....

Cheekypoppy said...

its not the longest side on the triangle its the opposite side of the rite angle

sapientisat said...

It is both the longest side in a right triangle and the side opposite the right angle. Dumbass.

Sir_Hector said...

HAHAHAHAH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MATH JOKE.

Aleks Maio said...

Alternate Interior Joke here (L)

Sinister Minister said...

BOOOOOO

Harv_classof14 said...

This is for all those that never did more than HS math. Morons learn some differentials and make jokes about that.

g w said...

fixed

g w said...

fixed

Dbakeca Italia said...

Come on!!! Play square!

Anon said...

If it's a right angle triangle the side opposite the right angle can't NOT be the longest. 

Brunneradam10 said...

Those angles are quite complementary.

ownage said...

you're wrong. it's always the longest when it's the side opposite the right angle. get owned

Lampshade said...

That's what he said.  It CAN'T NOT be the longest.  Double negative.  Double owned.  Repossessed.

Free India Classifieds said...

hey i have seen this on reddit around 2 months ago

Sn00zer02 said...

black men were hung in the 1800s if they were taught mathematics and women were beaten,
The noose and the pot symbolize oppression of the educational movement
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....NOT

Farts said...

photoshopped

Spiffy said...

Right, well a hypotenuse is only on a right triangle, and it is ALWAYS the side opposite the right angle. The hypotenuse must be longer than each of the two remaining sides, otherwise it's not even a right triangle.

Michelle Orduna said...

Ahahaaha too funny!

Steve said...

fuck you

Rodrigo Mousetraps said...

My watermelon is a sphere. A SPHERE.

Fordforsale said...

I get it, but this joke is dumb.

guest said...

its actually defined as the longest side of a right triangle.... i see you dont understand simple terminology 

Anon said...

Hypotenuse*

creative name said...

no ur dumb :P

ZSparky said...

Then it's something of a wrong triangle.

Cynical Reviews said...

Classy

don't be dumb said...

Way to be an ignorant ass, for a right triangle the largest side will always be opposite to the 90 degree angle.

Math1337 said...

Hey guys. I got a new apartment and a need a co-payer. Anyone willing to cosine?

Dj Oreo said...

no, everyone here is on the right angle!

Happyfatman said...

differentials are high school math too... learn some integrals!

Fatass said...

integrals are high school too

YOHO said...

is a triangle the one with the round around it?

LOOOOL said...

i puked up my pi when i read this...

Scottastrophic said...

Good. Fucking. God.  You guys are so proud of your third grade math.

Zacsim98 said...

Is there no limit to these jokes?

Ryanjyoung said...

You've got to be kidding me right... LOL

Miranda19penelope said...

that's awesome

The Grammar Nazi said...

black men were hanged in the 1800s. As rumour has it, they're still hung now... ;)
 - the GrammarNazi

Maguitron86 said...

cheesy but so are we, the math nerds ^.^

Hbfkvejhbc said...

i'd hang you is i knew where you live..

Dude said...

You're a fucking retard, he was making a joke about penis length.

Katey B said...

A binomial is a nomial that swings both ways.

GrammarFag said...

He was also correcting the grammar. A horse is well "hung", but a person put to death is "hanged"

Ellen Ronayne said...

Making jokes about math is the first sine of madness.

sarcasmo24 said...

But let's get back to the original joke; we've really gone on a tangent....

Sunny Ramirez said...

you guys are horrible haha

Cmfbear16 said...

my old prof once wrote in the margin of my thesis; "corn, even hell is 'raised,' children are 'reared.'  i think of that every time i see a priest... shame heaped upon me...

Mathlete said...

In an ancient land, the worth of a brave was based on how well he could feed his family.  One brave had one squaw the other brave had two.  The chief looked at each family and could not tell which brave's family ate better so he decided to place the wives on a scale.  On one side, the lone squaw as placed on the skin of a hippopotamus, the other side one squaw was placed on a tiger hide and the other a lion.  After the scale was loaded, the chief pulled the pin and the scale started to tip one way then another until it finally rested in perfect balance.  The Chief proclaimed "Both braves are the same.  The Squaw on the hippopatamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides".

Jbaumski said...

C-c-c-combo breaker!!!! ^

An Enormous Horse said...

I don't think "Owned" -"Double owned - repossessed!!" is getting enough love here. It's the first time I've seen it though so maybe it is old news to you hip young cats? 

mike_f said...

isn't that the priests favorite sale? boys pants half off?

mike_f said...

thanks for saying what we were all thinking. someone needs to invent an app that breaches out of a monitor to slap blathering 'tards on the back of the head.

mike_f said...

you are a fine teacher and we admire and respect you.

INCONTRI said...

NO FUN !!! IT IS NOT FUNNY !

xBakekaIncontri said...

Not so funny;)

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