I'm pretty sure I'd react the same way, if I were this raccoon.
That is one FAT raccoon.
I want one. A raccoon, not a hillbilly.
Good God, that's the fattest raccoon I've ever seen.
I like you moves, bruh.
Wow. That guy dances better than most of the frat guys I've seen on the dance floor! Proves that white guys CAN dance... just not uptight frat guys. Without raccoons.
That ain't a raccoon . . . it's a raccuman.
If the raccoon hadn't been so obese, he might have succeeded in gnawing his leg off!
exactly he /she is a bit chubby