Tastefully Offensive: Man Temporarily Forgets Who His Wife is After Having Surgery

Sep 10, 2013

Man Temporarily Forgets Who His Wife is After Having Surgery


Jason Mortensen sees his wife of six years, Candace, for the first time again (and immediately starts hitting on her) after waking up from hernia surgery.

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40 comments:

izzyt said...

OMG THIS MADE MY DAY!!! IT MUST HAVE MADE HER DAY TOO!!!

Conspiracy Einstein said...

Good thing a nurse wasn't in there instead.

Alter Kocker said...

It this is fake he deserves a Emmy award.

Susan Galston said...

FAKE!!!!

Sophia Jarrett Bridge said...

DWL funny..it doesnt seem fake but then again, who to tell?

Jerry & Debbie Parmer said...

Awesome!

Name said...

what a great way to be forgotten!

Holly Figueroa O'Reilly said...

Waiting for Jimmy Kimmel to come on the screen with the thumbs up sign.

KC said...

This is fake. he has a giant paw print on his "hospital gown". it just seems fake to me. he is talking slowly he doesnt seem groggy.

frenchcheesemuseum said...

Why does he have to eat the minute he wakes up?

Colony Case said...

It's a brand mark. I guess it must be a line of fashionable surgical wear, because I have socks with those paw prints from when I had surgery. I had to wear a gown with paws, too. I was wondering if I was going to see the vet. :)

Reio said...

like your mom's tits!

Colony Case said...

That's great. I bet she was glad she had a record of that. :o)

Brandy Jenkins said...

I woke up from having gallbladder surgery and thought i had been in there to have a baby. I truly thought i had a baby, i told my fiance' to get the diaper bag and everything. As we were leaving i was upset because i thought we were leaving the baby. So this is could be true.

TexasBornandRaised said...

KC, I have been in a hospital and had surgery and had a hospital gown with different animal paw prints (since I have been an adult and I am almost 40) and you will talk slowly when you are coming out of anesthesia. But, every person is different.

TexasBornandRaised said...

Most of the time they want you to eat when you start waking up to help prevent any nausea/vomiting. Most of the time the crackers work.

frenchcheesemuseum said...

I'm glad someone answered that. i honestly didn't know the answer. *knock on wood* I've been lucky to never need surgery.

Billter Swilter said...

Did you mean---"He is on (a) drug."

Don't be rude.

Linda Heilman said...

lol I love how he says, "I hit the jackpot!" and then wants to see her butt.

Linda Heilman said...

Most women who have ever been pregnant know about the soda crackers.

Mauro Rodrigo Atencio said...

He's on drugs*. There are many assholes like this on YouTube...

frenchcheesemuseum said...

I know soda crackers help with nausea, I didn't think they tried to shove them down your throat when you are so out of it from anesthetic you don't even know your wife. It sounds counter intuitive to me. A little "chokeworthy" if you will.

Dave said...

whatever

Boo71 said...

This is priceless.

Visual Noise said...

Thats true love! 8D~

Lex said...

You can hear in the first few seconds in the background someone talking to a dog.

Wendy McLaughlin said...

That is adorable. When I came out from under in May I kept going on and on about how cute my Dr is.

Skip Willis said...

SKIP WILLIS

THAT DUDE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.. HE CALLED HER BABY
VERY SMART MAN

Liz said...

It is real. It's a bair hugger. We use them every day in the OR. It could very well be a real video.

Steven said...

a guy that wakes up happy to be married bwahahahahaha

Gee said...

Argh! All you haters..! Come on! If it isn't fake, this is a guy who adores his wife = WIN! If it is fake, guys could really learn from this = WIN!

Alter Kocker said...

Sorry for the typo. Most people can see it is clearly a typo, I meant to type *If, instead I typed *It.

Vicki Richardson said...

that isn't a fake gown. the "paw print" indicates the brand, yes, but it's a special device used to keep surgical patients warm before and after surgery. If you'll notice on his left shoulder there's a round hole where a hose hooks up to pump warm air in. I had one of these gowns on before hip surgery......they're very a little weird, but nice.

Brandi Cuno said...

they didnt me. actually they made me hold off until the anesthesia wore off... ive never heard of them making you eat as soon as you get out of surgery...

Amanda O'Brien said...

I don't see any reason to think this is fake and fake or not its very cute! That's love right there!!

P said...

I really want to see his wife now.

Hannah said...

you can click on her name in the description...its a link to a pic of him and his wife.

Jin W Seo said...

this is pretty sweet. Its like dating and having butterflies all over again lol

leslie said...

THis speech pattern is typical for coming off morphine. My 23 year old son had gum surgery and went on and on about how cool his little brother was and what a great mom I am and how much he loved his dad and how he is the luckiest guy on Earth to have such a great family. ANd yes, he knew who we were but he asked crazy questions over and over again. Like, " how did I get here" and the funniest was when I gave him a pillow with a Sponge Bob pillow case on it and he looked in horror and said "WHo is that?!" This is not fake ...that is a tv in the background with a dog barking. This is real. This is why people who are unhappy do drugs unfortunately. But for regular people yes, it is funny and entertaining.

Lucia Granese said...

Lol

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