Tastefully Offensive: Upset Male Tortoise Slowly Chases Off Man Who Interrupts His Mating Session

Mar 23, 2015

Upset Male Tortoise Slowly Chases Off Man Who Interrupts His Mating Session


While visiting Assumption Island (a small island north of Madagascar), National Geographic explorer Paul Rose accidentally stumbled upon a mating giant tortoise couple. The male tortoise wasn't happy about the invasion of privacy and proceeded to very slowly chase Paul and his cameraman for a few hundred yards.

Here's a hilarious "translated version" of the slow speed chase by Chris Cohen (PG-13 language):

[national geographic/chris cohen]

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retta said...

What a way to make sure your pets never get along.You give the toy to the cat after you see them struggle over it on their own? Shame on you.

Bert said...

Agreed. Quite the D-bag. My boy would have just killed the cat and pissed on the toy (he doesn't like cats) - of course I don't let him... but in this case...

heralias said...

Cows are "hers"... :)

Ashleigh Street said...

its a cattle, bovine or if male a bullock,or if he's been castrated its a steer, not a cow that's what the ladies are called..

but i have been around cattle, they're lovely animals.. stinky and shy but i prefer them to horses.

Beachie said...

My Great Dane is far more enjoyable to watch when anyone takes one of HIS toys. How did this manage to go viral?

ebeeb said...

Peacocks are technically only males (the females are peahens and the general term is peafowl), but it's just common usage to call all of them peacocks. I don't think it does any harm. Same goes with cows––let it go.

Glen MacNicol said...

So, like, ah, go away. How would you feel if interrupted?

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