5 Things Mario Can’t Do That You Can

If you’re feeling down in the dumps about yourself today, just remember that there are a lot of things you can do that Super Mario totally can’t; and that should make you feel good about yourself. So go out and walk up a flight of stairs, or eat all the mushrooms you want, just because you can. You may not be able to double in size, but you can stay still for more than 400 seconds without facing a slow, musical death.

Previously from Warialasky: Super Mario Bros. Parkour (In Real Life)