Teen Gets Upset After Wisdom Teeth Surgery Because Beyoncé Never Showed Up

Don’t you just hate it when Beyoncé does something terrible, like forgets to show up to your dental surgery? So does Cody Lanphere. The 17-year-old from North Carolina just got done getting his wisdom teeth removed and was very disappointed when he found out Beyoncé wouldn’t be accompanying him on his ride home. Still clearly very high from the meds, Cody got even more upset when he discovered he lives on a farm, because he doesn’t want to be like “Old McDonald”.

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