Winter Clings are the New Summer Flings

The cold is coming, have you found your winter cling yet? Sure, in summer you want a hot guy with a boat who likes to hang at the beach; but winter is all about snuggling by the fire and not feeling guilty about that extra winter weight hiding under your bulky sweater. The ideal winter cling has a beard, a closet full of flannels, and a thick down comforter. And remember, the more streaming accounts he has (Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go) the better.

Previously from College Humor: Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ (The Educational Version)

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