A Birthday Song for Your Facebook ‘Friends’

This song by comedy-folk duo Garfunkel and Oates perfectly sums up how you feel about 90% of your Facebook “friends”. You wouldn’t remember their birthday if Facebook didn’t give you a blatant notification reminder, and then you pretty much feel obligated to write something. In this case it’s easiest to just keep up appearances with the casual once-a-year greeting and keep hoping you never actually have to talk to this person in real life again.