He Got Girlfriend

Each day thousands of innocent people lose someone special to girlfriend. You rarely see it coming, and its contagiousness cannot be traced. The scariest part is that girlfriend can be caught nearly anywhere – at a bar or a coffee shop or at class; rare cases have even been caught at work. If you or someone you know has contracted girlfriend, your best course of action is to let it run its course and pray it doesn’t spread into full blown marriage.

Previously: If Customer Service Calls Were Honest

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