Nick Offerman, America’s favorite manly man, sings a Nascar “gut check” rally song to get fans pumped up for the upcoming 2015 season.
“America it’s time for a gut check. If the founding fathers saw us holed up in our little cocoons…texting each other smiley faces they’d hang their powdered wigs in shame. When our idea of danger is eating gluten, there’s trouble afoot. Yes, we the people have gotten soft and all the likes in the world aren’t gonna’ save us now. But one thing will…and it rhymes with MASCAR.”