Upset Male Tortoise Slowly Chases Off Man Who Interrupts His Mating Session

While visiting Assumption Island (a small island north of Madagascar), National Geographic explorer Paul Rose accidentally stumbled upon a mating giant tortoise couple. The male tortoise wasn’t happy about the invasion of privacy and proceeded to very slowly chase Paul and his cameraman for a few hundred yards.

Here’s a hilarious “translated version” of the slow speed chase by Chris Cohen (PG-13 language):

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