If Milk and Cheese Commercials Were Honest

In the latest edition of Cracked‘s “Honest Ads” series, Roger Horton (Jack Hunter) milks the truth out of the dairy industry’s dubious tactics for selling their liquid and solidified cow goop.

“Milk, dairy, cheese and lactose commercials are great and all but no one’s ever actually looked into how much our consumption of mammal udder juice contributes to growing up big and strong, but we just roll with it anyway.”

Previously: If Mobile Games Were Honest