Yea, ok fine, the world is on fire, literally and figuratively, and in a bad way, but you know what’s also on fire, figuratively, and in a good way? Twitter.
If you’re in desperate need of a good laugh, here are some of the best and funniest tweets from this week.
Also, if you’re on the Twitter, bless your feed by following all of these funny people.
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Sneaking wine into my office like. pic.twitter.com/WTQuymNOOX
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) August 2, 2017
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I was preparing to work out for the first time in a month and pulled a muscle trying to squeeze into my yoga pants. So that's that.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) September 5, 2020
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Salvador Dalí died in 1989 so it's extremely possible that he saw the 1986 comedy hit "Crocodile Dundee"
— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) September 9, 2020
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I need everyone to understand that millennials don’t have printers at home. Please. I’m so tired of driving to print and scan documents.
— Annalisa Heppner (@Northernsirena) September 11, 2020
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Can’t believe my mom was a teen mom (27)
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 7, 2020
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i don't know if yall feel me but.. september, october, november is the LMNOP of the year
— bby noun (@shutupaida) September 8, 2020
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"Are we still on?" – An attempt to cancel
— Gladys Knife (@jewelnotjule) September 10, 2020
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Person: *asks a simple question*
Me, oversharing: pic.twitter.com/AMhefYJmcB
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) September 6, 2020
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imagine your card declines at the waxing center and they glue your coochie hair back onto u
— rain (@INTERNETFAIRY) September 9, 2020
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😳😂😬 pic.twitter.com/v991mGGcOS
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) September 8, 2020
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my grandpa is unhinged pic.twitter.com/8RwoJAbJrR
— oreagano (@raygunpew) September 5, 2020
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[court]
LAWYER: Did u kill him?
ME: No
L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder— Jon (@ArfMeasures) March 16, 2016
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Still the funniest thing The Onion has ever written pic.twitter.com/DlqSnvTHPy
— Michael Chau BLM, ACAB 🦝🗑 (@Srirachachau) September 11, 2020