“Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.” — George Costanza
You know how, hours after a conversation, you’re taking a shower and thinking about your day, and then *WHAM*, you think of a good comeback? But it’s too late!
Not for these people.
From moms roasting their kids to perfect strangers responding in the comments section, they knew exactly which burn or insult or clap back to use at the perfect time.
Next time you’re struggling to think of that genius funny retort, may we suggest keeping these top-notch comebacks in mind:
49. This advertising question:
48. This fair point about the Constitution.
47. This USPS apologist:
46. This mom, who had had enough.
45. Jimmy Kimmel defending his female guest hosts.
44. This odd flex.
43. This fair point about COVID schooling.
42. This call for economic truth.
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— matthew (@mattr0220) August 9, 2016
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26. This daily grind:
25. This childcare routine:
24. This Thanksgiving tradition:
23.
22. And this one:
21. This name own.
20. This inevitable login:
19. This film statistic:
18. And this one:
17. This professional observation:
16. This punny conclusion:
15. And also this one:
14. This gentlemanly behavior:
13. This geographical remark:
12. This appropriate response:
11. This absolute fact:
10. This deep regret:
9. This nightmare scenario:
8. This obvious clap back:
7. This fun song:
6. This perfect spelling error:
5. This ubiquitous truth:
4. This sad piece of data:
3. This unnecessary invention:
2. This certainty:
1. And this unvarnished actuality:
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