Insiders Reveal Secrets About Their Jobs The World Doesn’t Know

Most insiders know how the sausage gets made. There are some, however, who shared with the world that no one knows where the proverbial sausage comes from. Frankly, that’s way scarier than knowing. If you just show up at a meatpacking plant and ask “where are the animal?” and someone says “don’t worry about that,” you better believe you’re making Soylent Green.

Anyway, my point is: insiders have insider information that’s often interesting but other times truly scary. I, for one, would like to remain ignorant when it comes to what goes into the pink slime used for Chicken McNuggets. Just salt my sludge and shovel it in my mouth, dang it!

These insiders shared with the world what they never knew about the underbelly of society. Doctors, the police, scientists. No one is in charge. The world is chaos. But, hey. Enjoy!

Here are the strangest and scariest secrets insiders have shared about their job that the rest of the world was likely unaware of:


1. The caseload is too demanding.

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2. How stuff works… no one knows.

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3. All of them though? Oh boy.

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4. The market is flooded with romance novels.

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5. Big tech is holding on by a string.

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6. Free market capitalism.

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7. It’s a placebo.

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8. You’re getting all the butter at a fancy restaurant.

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9. Millions of peaches.

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10. We’re at capacity.

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11. Always get those photos.

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12. One dead body, please.

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13. If it ain’t broke…

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14. Autopilot.

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