16. the perfume incident.
“One day a woman stole a bottle of perfume, and took it to the bathroom. She poured it out into her own container, and then proceeded to fill the container with her own piss. She then took the bottle up to returns and tried to return it. To this day I have no idea why my manager gave her the refund. It was very obvious that the woman pissed in the bottle because it was still warm.” –bunchofdingalings
17. At least you told someone?
“We had someone pee on one of our stock carts in the middle of the aisle. Someone put it in the back and wrote “don’t use, peed on by customer.” I had the picture of it on my phone for years.” –Pete_the_rawdog
18. That’s one way to save money.
“People would use our layaway program like a bank. They’d come in, pick out a ring, put fifty dollars down on it, come back a few days later and cancel the layaway to get their money back. It was amazing how many people would straight up tell me “I didn’t trust myself not to spend it and my phone bill is due tomorrow.” This happened ridiculously often.” –angieohno
h/t Reddit: r/askreddit