20+ Jokes For Anyone Who Gets Secretly Excited When Their Plans Get Canceled

The problem with plans is that they’re rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from someone saying they have to cancel plans, the wave of relief that washes over me is so warm and rich you could spread it on toast. For all of my people out there who feel the same, these jokes are for you.

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Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

— Yule Tide Papi 🎄🎅🏾 (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017

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https://twitter.com/eatinfants/status/960737836977741824

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https://twitter.com/kevenchy_/status/917886742266564614

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when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I

— Serenity Discko (@serenitydiscko) September 7, 2015

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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/831265088694804481

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my parents, at 27: married, with a kid

me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person

— a m (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016

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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/827216258567278593

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Wyd tonight ?
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI

— KEY (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017

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When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration
https://t.co/PwAJ3HhrNO

— MELATO (@melato____) January 7, 2017

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"This is a mistake"

-I whisper as I leave my house

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014

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me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v

— kaguya redemption arc (@noreahs) March 12, 2017

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https://twitter.com/danielstrauss/status/687295752406712321

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https://twitter.com/gee_face/status/686419527878348801

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https://twitter.com/AtomicJes/status/680809895935922176

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Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL

— Chris Heilmann codepo8.bsky.social (@codepo8) September 11, 2015

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Dinner plans: $20
Movie: $12
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless

— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015

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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.

— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014

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FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016

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pic.twitter.com/X2UQSZ5iCF

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015