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Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Migos, from the Offset (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
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me: i wish i had friends:-/
— 🧸 (@frogonarock) February 6, 2018
someone: hey
me:
me: …..wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends
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When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds
— Water T (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
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when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 7, 2015
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me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 13, 2017
also me: pic.twitter.com/6kLg4BOL3i
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my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
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person: u should try to make more friends
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/ksOLY3U8df
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Wyd tonight ?
— OALIKA. (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI
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When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration
— melato (@melato___) January 7, 2017
https://t.co/PwAJ3HhrNO
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"This is a mistake"
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
-I whisper as I leave my house
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me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v
— visenya (@noraials) March 12, 2017
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*takes a deep breath, smiles*
— Daniel Strauss (@danielstrauss) January 13, 2016
"what a beautiful morning to pretend to read tweets in an effort to avoid any semblance of human interaction"
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Introvert probz pic.twitter.com/vh9D3MyfT9
— gianna (@gee_face) January 11, 2016
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Co-Worker: Plans this weekend?
— Jes (@kitkatonic) December 26, 2015
Me: Video games and Reading.
Co-Worker: Wanna do something?
Me: I just told you, I have plans.#introvertlife
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Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
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Dinner plans: $20
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
Movie: $12
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
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I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
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FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
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— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015