Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.— Migos, from the Offset (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
me: i wish i had friends:-/— 🧸 (@frogonarock) February 6, 2018
me: …..wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds— Water T (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 7, 2015
me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 13, 2017
also me: pic.twitter.com/6kLg4BOL3i
my parents, at 27: married, with a kid— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
person: u should try to make more friends— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
Wyd tonight ?— OALIKA. (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration— melato (@melato___) January 7, 2017
"This is a mistake"— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
-I whisper as I leave my house
me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v— visenya (@noraials) March 12, 2017
*takes a deep breath, smiles*— Daniel Strauss (@danielstrauss) January 13, 2016
"what a beautiful morning to pretend to read tweets in an effort to avoid any semblance of human interaction"
Introvert probz pic.twitter.com/vh9D3MyfT9— gianna (@gee_face) January 11, 2016
Co-Worker: Plans this weekend?— Jes (@kitkatonic) December 26, 2015
Me: Video games and Reading.
Co-Worker: Wanna do something?
Me: I just told you, I have plans.#introvertlife
Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
Dinner plans: $20— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"