Sex is both fun and funny. I hope, one day, to have it again.
Until that time, I’ll be killing time looking at these funny tweets from people using the hashtag #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween. People are out there sharing the hilarious things that people say on Halloween that could easily be dirty when taken out of context.
Sure, this sounds like something your mom would laugh at, but trust me: there are some funny ones!
Here are all the funny tweets people posts with the hashtag #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween:
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โTurn off the lights so the kids wonโt bother usโ. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/zE44CMXQIf
— Julia, Julia Pumpkin Eater ๐ (@SwimmerJlo) October 28, 2021
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These are the worst balls I've ever put in my mouth pic.twitter.com/iM9HviIY4V— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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This would be more fun if I wasn't alone. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/DCQlJy2lIM
— Jen (@JenTusch) October 27, 2021
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How many licks does it take? pic.twitter.com/gWtjOjm7ur— ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ ๐ (@HacksawIs) October 27, 2021
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"It's not small. It's fun size."#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/q6iLJZNsIx
— CK (@charley_ck14) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween Aren't You A Little Too Old For This? pic.twitter.com/RrDsRCx5zo
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween inspect everything before you eat it
— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween suck my lollipop pic.twitter.com/bTAmegVPHv
— SweetD (@Habsgirl46) October 27, 2021
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How come it's only once a year? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/TASqAEW2mk
— Adam (@AdamNextDoor) October 27, 2021
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You came early #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/rDrCScas8l
— CIEL ๐บ (@thankisayama) October 28, 2021
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She's got big ones pic.twitter.com/dJQQojpEl1— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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Itโs pretty sticky. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/atRcUg4A92
— Karmin (@beingkarmin) October 27, 2021
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Be sure to grab a handful #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/1LbTagZYfQ
— Kris With a K (@Chainsaw_Master) October 28, 2021
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I don't think I can fit that in my mouth. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/7b4vkAFV3S
— Steebee ๐ ๐โก๏ธ โ๏ธ๐คฃ๐ค๐ผโ๐พ (@Stevie_63b) October 28, 2021
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What are you planning to do with that broomstick? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/5xFs8KslJn
— Jen (@JenTusch) October 27, 2021
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I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper? #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/BDjbJoamnf
— ๅ็ทShanzo (@ShanzoNoji) October 27, 2021
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You know you shouldn't but it tastes so Good pic.twitter.com/vLoO0lPyty— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) October 27, 2021
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Ugh, I can't wait to wipe this stuff off my face. #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/0XzK3EBEM4
— G0rvorn0r Witchen Gretmer (@PatRiot87876896) October 27, 2021
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Nice pumpkins #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/09FAY6GHT4
— HumpDayHashTags๐ซ BLM #RIPBobGibson #RIPHankAaron (@HumpDayHashTags) October 27, 2021
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Is it over already?#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween pic.twitter.com/XJjutVZWG5
— TheTruthIsILie (@TheTruthIsILie) October 28, 2021
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Imma remove those cob webs #SaidDuringSexAndHalloween
— PastorOfPumpkins ๐๐๐ค๐ท๐๐ (@WhyHelloRenato) October 27, 2021
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Why don't you just….leave that mask on…. pic.twitter.com/zcULyx6MW6— The none and only Bill (@sportsfan926) October 27, 2021
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#SaidDuringSexAndHalloween I want the one with nuts pic.twitter.com/4H7K9qVMzg
— Mars1over (@mars1over1) October 28, 2021