As a Midwesterner, I must say: sorry for taking up any of your time. I know you have important stuff to do, but if I may…? Want to see some funny memes about the Midwest right now?
It’s fine if you don’t. Really, I was just gonna go down there to Skyline Chili to get some diarrhea – I mean food!
I’m from Cleveland, which technically is in the Midwest, but I think we all know now that’s it’s basically Jersey 2.0. The same way Austin doesn’t really feel like Texas, you know?
Regardless, I still find all of these memes funny. So will you if you hail from the middle of the country.