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22. Hmmm.
23. Also at Jimmy Buffett concerts.
24. What a deal!
Pretty hostile of a job to require a college degree. “You and/or your parents must take out loans of $100,000 or we won’t let your log into SalesForce in our windowless building next to the airport.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 23, 2022
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26. Satire will never be funnier than real life.
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33. He’s got better credit than I do and he’s not even real.
after harvey dent became two face he successfully applied for a credit card under that name pic.twitter.com/nsQ12qM6oJ
— Mikey (@BLPMikey) April 23, 2022
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Shout out to the woman last night who asked me what I did and when I told her I wrote graphic novels for children, looked appalled and asked what kind of market there was for writing erotica for kids.
— Stephanie Cooke – OH MY GODS 2 is out now! (@hellocookie) April 28, 2022