16. The end is nigh.

17. “Fits the cat.”

18. If you’re shaped like this, these pants are great.

19. Nailed it.

20. I’m frightened.

21. Learning about the birds and the bees.

22. The little what?

23. You know who your are.

24. Even Jeff loves to add weird reviews no one needs.

25. Based on a true story.

26. Fun surprise for the reviewer above.

27. A real book and a real review.

28. Perfect, long explanation of what a banana is. Thank you for taking the time.

29. A review of Weezer’s Blue album with photographs of the reviewer for some reason?

30. When you love soap more than reading.
