Whenever you tell someone you’re thinking about getting a tattoo, the response is always the same: “won’t you regret it when you’re older?”
To those people, I say: “Who cares?”
But then I qualify it with this list of hilarious tattoo fails, because, well, because a tattoo of Ronald McDonald’s pubes (#12) is just gonna be something you look at, someday, and say “Hmm. Maybe should have stuck with a rose or a tribal mark?”
In any event, thankfully there never seems to be a shortage of people sharing bad tattoos on the web. From bad artists who didn’t quite get it right to people who should have used spellcheck first, scroll down below to see the worst tattoos ever.
1. Nice tattoo, Dave.
2. “Dog Tits.”
3. My Uncle’s new tattoo. Christmas will be awkward this year.
5. Back of the Head Tattoo.
6. I don’t even have the words to explain this.
7. Getting a tattoo of your newborn.
8. Money Talks.
9. Maximum facepalm.
10. This guy’s haircut.
12. Happy Meal.
13. Today I learned that my friend’s Chinese tattoo literally means “Turkey Sandwich”.
14. I don’t even.