16. Be like Terry, everyone.
17. You seem nice.
18. Please, think of my doggie.
19. Home is where you never have to pay rent.
20. I don’t see the deal in this deal.
21. Looking for a journalist who is already as stressed as possible.
22. A kind answer.
23. Is this how you attract people?
24. Please, Facebook, raise my child.
25. You can’t fire me, I quit. Wait-
26. Full-time jobs should only pay $100 a week. Yes.
27. You should be paying me, of course!
h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars