50 Hilarious Times People Summed Up What Being In Your 30s Is Like
21.
Dating in your thirties is like, “so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?”
— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) February 2, 2020
22.
some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can’t turn your head all the way to the left anymore
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 6, 2018
23.
KID: *falls out of tree* I’m fine
ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week— batkaren (@batkaren) December 17, 2015
24.
[at a party]
Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?— Joe Zappulla (@ZappullaJ) April 22, 2017
25.
13: When will I know I’m an adult?
Me: When you have a favorite spatula.
— Ivsy (@Ivsy01) October 30, 2017
26.
My workout schedule:
Age 20: Ran every day.
Age 25: Exercised once a week.
Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2017
27.
Her: i’m in the mood
Me: me too
Her: wanna do it
Me: oh yeah baby
[we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]
— Funkhouser (@AJslackie2) October 29, 2016
28.
Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) February 12, 2018
29.
im gonna have a productive weekend
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
30.
In your 20s: #NetflixAndChill = sex
In your 30s: #NetflixAndChill = Actually watching Netflix. Actually chilling.— Andrew Searles (@andrewsearles) April 5, 2016
31.
Welcome to your 30s. You have a favorite reusable shopping bag now.
— Witchy Woman (@dreamthievin) October 24, 2017
32.
“What is life in your 30s like?”
“You get excited about a restaurant’s location because it’s close to Target and you need to buy soap.”— Karen K. Ho (Doomscrolling Reminder Lady) (@karenkho) July 19, 2017
33.
I can’t be the only one who lowkey forgets what they do for a living after taking more than a week off work
— dana (@dmicheleeee) December 30, 2020
34.
20s: Rage Against The Machine
30s: Rage Against Literally Everything
— Regional Expert (@SortaBad) October 4, 2017
35.
Welcome to your 30s. You peed 20 minutes ago but you could def go again already.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) October 23, 2017
36.
Sex In Your 30s #Haiku
We can open this
2nd bottle or wine, or
have sex—but not both.— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) April 29, 2015
37.
Being an adult means knowing the right thing to do and knowing a great excuse not to do it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 3, 2017
38.
Being in your thirties: wondering if a dress is too short to wear to the pub and then remembering that you used to wear it to work.
— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) January 21, 2018
39.
Partying in your thirties is like partying in your twenties, except everyone’s arguing about daylight savings time, and my back hurts.
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) March 12, 2017
40.
The difference between my 20s vs. 30s going to a wedding: At 20 I bought a dress too small & starved to fit, now I buy too big so I can eat
— Anna Zap (@AnnaZapOnAir) September 4, 2017