16. “LOL, NO” should have been the end of it.

17. The big ask.

18. Are you serious?

19. Hire a construction team.

20. Wow. That’s a lot to ask from someone under 6 feet.

21. Was that the guy who took her on the date?

22. Mom and Dad, I have a proposal for you.

23. OK, how about less?

24. If you wouldn’t mind…

25. Shock and awe.

h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars