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Hilarious Self-Deprecating Pick-Up Lines For Anyone Who Kinda Hates Themselves A Little (20 Pics)

Hey, babe, are you trying to read some funny pick-up lines? Because my friends at Meme.Space just put together a whole bunch of self-deprecating sexy jokes. As any person who’s read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists knows, pick-up lines are bad and usually don’t work. A little honesty, however, never hurt anybody. Well, that’s not true either. Honesty has destroyed marriages and presidential campaigns. Still, it’s fun to open up to strangers. Who knows? Maybe one of these will actually work.

As a man who hasn’t been on the dating scene in quite some time, I’ve had many years to reflect on what I should have said. Actually, I’ve had a lot more time to think about what I should NOT have said. Either way, I wish I could go back in time and at least be funny if I wasn’t going to get laid. Any of these lines would have made another human being laugh. And laughter is sorta like sex (it’s not at all).

Enjoy these hilarious self-deprecating pick-up lines from Meme.Space:


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I'm not weatherman but you can count on 2 or 3 inches, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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hey girl are you the airport because I came way too early, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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Your place or mine, jk my parents are home, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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You must be colorblind because you're ignoring all my red flags, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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you must be a prius because I can't tell if you're turned on, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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nice shoes are they good for plantars, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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I noticed you notice me and you should go to therapy, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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You're the kind of person I could bring home to my cat, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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Are you my bank account because I'd been racking up interest, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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10.

You look like my hairline, fine as hell, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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I'm like COVID, around more than you'd like me to be, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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I'm like wonderbread, I can't get hard, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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13.

Hey girl are you a pyramid scheme, because I've fallen for you, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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14.

Are you my shower because I want to cry inside you, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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15.

I'm as impotent to your charms as I am impotent, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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16.

Velcro trampoline walls, I'm about to get uncomfortably attached, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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17.

A smile like the sun, yellow and hard to look at, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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18.

We fit better than anything we wore before the pandemic, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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19.

Are you dinner, because I want to eat you until I hate myself, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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you like bad boys, because I'm bad at everything, Funny self deprecating pick up lines, pick up artist fails, hilarious mean self-owns, dating, love, relationships
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