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Thank you for reading. It’s all over for me. Soon, I’ll be one of these married people on Twitter writing jokes about marriage because that seems to be all married people do? Are they bored? I’m scared. Anyway, looking forward to a fun year or two of writing jokes about my wife before we have a kid and that absorbs every second of my day. Until then, be good to yourselves.