Massages are an important part of staying in touch with your body. Take it from me, a professional back pain specialist. No, I’m not a doctor. I’ve just been sitting weird at a desk for two decades and now I need a trained masseuse’s help if I want to use my body for anything other than writing. Creepy dudes are ruining this important luxury for the rest of us. Some of us just want a stranger to touch our entire body vigorously without touching our genitals. You know, normal stuff.
Unfortunately, there’s no easy way to ask for a sexual favor. In fact, it’s hard to ask your partner sometimes. Imagine the gall you’d need to ask a stranger who just wants to do her job if she’ll touch your penis for money. Now, imagine you asked over text so there’s a paper trail. How stupid can you get?
This masseuse nailed it with her replies. She kept it just weird enough to keep him going for a while. I commend her efforts.
Enjoy this masseuse brilliantly taking down a guy asking for a happy ending:
Good save, bro! You were definitely joking.