31. I hate making so much in such a short amount of time!
32. Sounds pretty tough.
33. I’m not rich… I’m super rich.
34. Maybe they want you to patronize their business?
35. This for sure happened.
36. Woops! Missed the chance.
37. That happened.
38. You did it, Joe!
39. Ugh, ladies, who can’t relate?
40. I’m legit jealous of this one.
41. Can’t take me anywhere.
42. Please… grant me the power to be less of a jerk.
43. No, I’ve never done that because I don’t suck.
44. Actually, I agree with this person.
45. Sorry, I can’t be cool. I’m too busy being a saint!
46. Dunk on ’em, bro!
47. Good for you!
48. Let a girl get some rest!
49. This is above and beyond the usual brag.
50. Someone needed to tell him.
h/t Reddit: r/humblebrag