30 Real Estate Listings That Took It Too Far
We’ve covered “Zillow Gone Wild” before. But since then, it’s only gotten wilder. Real estate agents have listed houses that no one in their right mind would build. Architects, however, took a rich person’s money and made their dreams come true. The dream, that is, of never being able to sell their house because no one’s in the market for a 30,000 sq ft house with a home theater and a pool shaped like the Cookie Monster, or whatever. Nevertheless, these houses are real.
Some real estate agents know they have a dud, and decide, on behalf of their clients to spruce up the pictures. That’s when the house-turned-meme can really shine. Throw an oversized dog in there or a man dressed as a yeti. Do something so I forget that I’m looking for a house in suburbia. Make me believe I’ll still be cool even when I buy a boring house! I want to feel alive!
Anyway, I’d live in any one of the following houses just to say I found it on this hilarious Instagram.
Here are the real estate listings that went a little overboard, courtesy of Zillow Gone Wild:
1. Only $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres. Must love violins.
2. A little bit of everything. Never leave the castle- house again. $11,500,000.
3. Add more logos so it feels like I work at their office. $1,100,000.
4. Never would have guessed that’s the interior.
5. Seance, anyone? $574,999
6. Live in a tiny pyramid like a dead king for only $130,000.
7. Only $95,000 for every man’s dream home: a house designed with hats and beer cans.
8. Does it come with the couple? $392,000 for a 2-bedroom though? I’m happy to split it.
9. A house haunted by deer ghosts. $1,395,000.
10. A moat. Live like you’re on your very own island. Only $12.8 Million.
11. Is this The Good Place or The Bad Place? Either way, $5,950,000.
12. A little much, unless you’re filming a network TV reality show. $6,450,000.
13. $1,995,995 and the house better be known as “Graceland” no matter where it’s located.
14. $535,000 and I wouldn’t use the fireplace.
15. 10 beds and an elevator. $5,750,000.
16. The “Pie House” is listed at $269,900.
17. The first expensive fixer-upper. $2,395,000.
18. What $17,000,000 can get you in Chicago.
19. It comes with its own Hookah Lounge? $1,150,000.
20. Live like a vampire for only $225,000.
21. $11,000,000 to own a casino only you can use.
22. Does RBG come with the house, though? $1,599,000
23. “Yes, stay in our guest brothel- wait. I mean house.” $758,000
24. Oh, insane people lived here. $809,000.
25. Own a piece of the mountain for $3,777,000.
26. A rare sighting! And only $225,000.
27. Why do the rich have to also be tacky? $1,895,000
28. Your very own Oval Office is yours for just $2,475,000.
29. I see what the real estate agent did here.
30. House comes with an entrance… to The Catacombs?
