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Choose A Job You Love, And Beggars Will Ask You To Work For Free (26 Choosing Beggars)

Who says beggars can’t be choosers? Choosing beggars beg all the time for free stuff…and then ask why it isn’t “freer.” The wise artists, musicians, writers, and even sex workers have compiled the best and worst examples of people asking them to work for free and posted them to Reddit for us to enjoy (and scream at). You really can have it all (as long as you’re not looking to get paid in money)!

Whoever said “beggars can’t be choosers” never met these choosing beggars:


1. Easy fix. Pay my employees for me.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

2. There’s no harm in asking unless this is your question.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

3. I also would like to buy a house outside the city.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

4. Hire this man.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

5. Where’s my cheap stuff?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

6. A photographer is done working for free.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

7. “Like everyone else.”

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8. Wow. There’s a bridezilla if I ever saw one.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

9. Sliding scale if you’re hot.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

10. Ultimate in free childcare.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

11. Why don’t you ruin it and make it cheaper?

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

12. Good luck with your student loans.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

13. Enough is enough.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

14. Here’s the number to call.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol

15. Please fix my free illegal copy.

Choosing beggars, funny people who can’t negotiate, people who want stuff for free getting owned, customers from hell, funny, lol