16. I guess… get a better husband?
17. Fork it over.
18. Free child care if you want to attend the wedding.
“I was a 13 yr old girl who was excited to go to my first ever wedding! My ~youth pastors~ announced their engagement, but then they broke the news that only older teens were invited. I was understanding at first because the bride and groom-to-be were young, maybe they couldn’t afford extra guests. Forgot about it till months later, then I get a message that I’m actually invited to the reception…if I watch everyone’s kids the whole time. They did the same to all the other girls my age at the church. When I see posts about underpaid babysitters I always cringe a bit, just because I’m reminded about how much unpaid childcare I’ve done for the church community. I’m definitely not alone though, there were many different ways that community was exploitive for child labour in both genders.” –u/heatherhfkk
19. Yes, it’s a public space, but it’s our public space.
20. Anyone is welcome to donate.
21. Please only bring gifts we specifically asked for.
22. Fix those nails!
23. Here’s my counter-offer: No.
24. Must be this height to attend.
25. Hey, I just met you… and you have money!
26. They asked for their photos before paying for them, wrote negative reviews when the photographer refused, and the photographer sued them.
h/t Reddit: r/ChoosingBeggars