16. Choose wisely.
“Somewhere a guy is sleeping over at a new girlfriends house. He has fallen asleep and has unknowingly decided his side of the bed for the rest of the relationship and potentially marriage!” –jrw6736
17. My advice is: don’t do this. Still, it’s true.
“You can refer to your wife as your ex girlfriend and still be right.” –firegate2233
18. Wow. My mind is blown.
“100% of all divorces started with marriage.” –FreeTuckerCase
19. This is why I take photos of random couples there.
“Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.” –nitinsingh7132
20. Tell it to Jen and Ben.
“We say “marriage is forever” but divorce is definitely more forever.” –mediumchunky
21. Amazing if true.
“If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate.” –PLUMBUM2
22. I say “fives” whenever I leave a room in case someone is thinking of taking her.
“Marriage is the adult version of calling dibs.” –thinker111111
23. I remain a virgin.
“If sex before marriage is forbidden and sex with a family member is forbidden, that makes sex after marriage forbidden.” –bobsyauncle1993
24. This is likely true.
“Whoever said that rain on your wedding day is good luck was just trying to calm down an anxious bride.” –bob_loblaw1999
25. I’ve made my choice and I’m sticking to it.
“Saying yes on your wedding day is saying no to 7.53 billion people.” –22_miran
26. Wanna bet?
“Marriage is betting someone half of what you own that you’ll love each other for ever.” –_gilxn_
27. Best-case scenario.
“A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.” –WhiteVanilla69
“Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they’ve only successfully done it once.” –wehappy3
29. Here’s why I’ve already broken all the plates.
“One milestone of a healthy marriage is when your wedding gifts begin wearing out and breaking down.” –LordRupertEverton84
“People get so focused on their wedding that they forget there’s an actual marriage afterwards.” –unicornhunter72