27 Hilariously Weird Things People Found For Sale

Funny weird items are easy to find. Go into someone’s garage, and start looking. Preferably, you’ll go when the person is having a garage sale, but go whenever you want. I’m not telling. Sure, online shopping can eventually lead to finding a “$10 blanket” for sale that comes with a whole neighbor named Greg who’s allowed to use the blanket whenever he wants with you in it. But, occasionally you find something so kitschy, you have to buy it. That’s what these avid shoppers did. They share the funny results with us all on Reddit.

I recently wanted to purchase a harmonica-playing skeleton named “Elwood Bones” but the store that sells it is currently out of stock. If anyone knows where to find him, please let me know. Until then, I’ll have to settle for the hilariously weird items on this list. I’m simply window shopping, but it’s never been more fun.

Here are the funniest things people have found at a weird garage sale or online:


1. Homemade soup boy.

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2. The Devil’s Squat.

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3. Titty Frog.

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4. An important cinematic experience.

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5. Looks delicious.

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6. Hail your king!

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7. A chef’s kiss, but a little more than that, I guess?

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8. For real though?

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9. Collect them all.

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10. Udderly freaked out.

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11. Good work, Pete.

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12. Journaling is fun.

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13. Olive it.

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14. Who would dare try to get this cheaper?

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15. I hope they Febreze it.

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