Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Pettiest Reasons Their Clients Have Gotten Divorced

16. The “B” word!

“Still remember an early case I worked on, man divorced his wife for her Bingo Addiction. 10 to 12 times per week she went to bingo. She was 82 he was 86.” –DRAGONPUTZ

17. Treat yourself, not your dog.

“A recently married couple (of 2 years) broke it off because the husband would not stop feeding the dog. The dog got outrageously fat.

Apparently she saw connection between the dog and future children.

18. Sounds like true love!

“A friend of mine got married when she was 19 so she could drink at the bar (in Wisconsin you can drink under age with a parent or a spouse). Then when she turned 21 she got a divorce since she was legal to drink w/o him. Seems like an easy in and out transaction but oh no. The biggest item they fought over was the garage beer refrigerator. Go figure.” –itslooseseal

19. If only they could form some sort of alliance.

“Not the most outrageous, but I had a client incur about 20 additional hours of billable hours because he and his ex-wife were battling and went to trial over their Star Wars Collection. This was the only issue at trial, they were able to work out custody, child support, the house, but the Star Wars collection went to trial.” –GenXStonerDad

20. Because he’s worth it.

“Not a lawyer but one of the reasons my mom gave my dad on why they needed a divorce was that he bought expensive shampoo.” –Eternal_Phoenix

21. Magic Mike 2 stole this plotline.

“Not a lawyer, but a friend of mine divorced her husband because his dick was too big. They were dating about six months, got a courthouse wedding and separated about six months after. She said it was fun at first but the sex became “too much work”. She said it took a lot of preparation. Apparently, as well, he was pushing for some butt stuff.

When she first told me off-hand, I refused to believe it. She showed me a picture of them dancing at their reception and holy shit was this guy packing heat.” –PantiesMallone

22. Tell me a better reason. I’ll wait.

“‘I didn’t like her anymore.’ – 2 days after being married.” -anonymous

23. What else are they for?

“Taught the parakeet certain cuss words for his wife. Hahaha. The parrot lives with the man now.” –brandonrandom9

24. Yikes.

“I worked for a law office where the owner would talk about the man who sued for divorce because his wife would no longer allow him to use a loaded gun as a… “marital aid.” She had apparently agreed to it at some point, and was fine with the gun as long as it was empty, but that just wasn’t good enough for him.” –IRtheLaw19

25. We’re done here.

“He was still living with his mom.” –Jakester579

h/t Reddit: r/askreddit