Here’s the ethical dilemma: you bought a book at Goodwill (A Clockwork Orange because you are cool and smart). You bring the book home, and, wow, there’s $500 inside the book.
The first thing I do, of course, is tell my mom. That’s what this guy who is the subject of a viral Twitter debate decided to do.
Here’s what the mom wrote on Twitter:

Obviously, many people exist in the world so there are a bunch of different opinions on the subject. Thankfully, I have compiled the best for you to read.
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