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Jul 22, 2018

The First Teaser Trailer for 'Shazam!'


Warner Bros. Pictures just released the first sneak peak at Shazam!, an upcoming DC Comics superhero film starring Asher Angel and Zachary Levi as Billy Batson/Shazam. Shazam! comes to theaters on April 5th, 2019.
"We all have a superhero inside us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out. In Billy Batson’s (Angel) case, by shouting out one word—SHAZAM!—this streetwise 14-year-old foster kid can turn into the adult Super Hero Shazam (Levi), courtesy of an ancient wizard. Still a kid at heart—inside a ripped, godlike body—Shazam revels in this adult version of himself by doing what any teen would do with superpowers: have fun with them! Can he fly? Does he have X-ray vision? Can he shoot lightning out of his hands? Can he skip his social studies test? Shazam sets out to test the limits of his abilities with the joyful recklessness of a child. But he’ll need to master these powers quickly in order to fight the deadly forces of evil controlled by Dr. Thaddeus Sivana (Strong)."

Ozzy Man Commentary on a Rolling Lemon


(PG-13: language) Perth, Australia-based comedian Ethan Marrell, aka "Ozzy Man Reviews," adds amusing commentary to Mike Sakasegawa's recent viral video of a rolling lemon's journey down a sidewalk in San Diego.

Previously: Ozzy Man's Commentary on Trump vs. the Queen

The First Trailer for 'Aquaman'


Warner Bros. Pictures has released the first sneak peak at Aquaman, an upcoming DC Comics superhero film starring Jason Momoa (as Aquaman), Amber Heard, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Wilson, Dolph Lundgren, and Nicole Kidman. Aquaman swims into theaters on December 21st, 2018.
"From Warner Bros. Pictures and director James Wan comes an action-packed adventure that spans the vast, visually breathtaking underwater world of the seven seas, Aquaman, starring Jason Momoa in the title role. The film reveals the origin story of half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry and takes him on the journey of his lifetime—one that will not only force him to face who he really is, but to discover if he is worthy of who he was born to be…a king."

Jul 21, 2018

The Best Viral Videos of the Week


(PG-13: content) Jukin Video put together this entertaining collection of the cute, crazy, and hilarious videos that went viral on the Internet during the third week of July 2018.

The First Full Trailer for 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters'


Legendary Films just released the first full-length trailer for Godzilla: King of the Monsters, the upcoming 2019 sequel to 2014's Godzilla. The film is set to invade theaters on May 31st, 2019.
"Following the global success of “Godzilla” and “Kong: Skull Island” comes the next chapter in Warner Bros. Pictures’ and Legendary Pictures’ cinematic MonsterVerse, an epic action adventure that pits Godzilla against some of the most popular monsters in pop culture history. The new story follows the heroic efforts of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three-headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient super-species—thought to be mere myths—rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity’s very existence hanging in the balance."