29 Of The Weirdest Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

Kids say the darnedest (funniest) things. Sometimes, kids say something that’s scarier than it is funny. Weird children say weird stuff. Thankfully, their parents have Twitter. Now, you can read the funny, strange things children say without going through all the pain of raising one. I mean, I guess if you were really desperate to hear some weird kid talk you could help a friend or family member with some free childcare. They need it now more than ever. But, nah. You should just read these and laugh.

Kids say a lot of weird things, and their parents want to share it with the world:


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