21. This is why you should be nice to everyone.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
— a lost fish (@grumbist) September 14, 2015
22. I want a reward for actually being a person today.
I'm not athletic but if overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Subway and my face on a Wheaties box
— ⚡️Carly Danger⚡️ (@carlyken) October 14, 2014
23. There it is.
24. The only way off this train is to play music loudly over it.
BRAIN: hey whachya doin
ME: nothing just relaxing
BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures
ME: what no
BRAIN: and away we go
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 26, 2017
25. A tangled web we weave.
I'm worried that I don't worry enough or that I worry too much or omg what if I worry the right amount (unlikely) but don't worry correctly.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) July 19, 2017
26. I’m trying to listen to a podcast here.
Everytime from socialanxiety
27. Follow the rule: wait 30 seconds after the end of the date.
hey do u want to go on a date and then afterwards stress about which one of us will text the other person first
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 17, 2016
28. This is the correct answer.
A guy in class got called on to answer a question and after a short pause he says, “hang on, I’m not dumb I’m just panicking.” I felt that. The guy next to me felt that. Your mom felt that. The world felt that.
— Carson Braun (@cbraun3124) February 27, 2019
29. Forget your brain. Even the meme is crowded.
my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything pic.twitter.com/mpE7NWCcFo
— 222 (@poklmon) January 11, 2018
In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.
— rach✨ (@rach_simmz) February 24, 2019
31. Let me see what the book actually says, though.
[meeting god at the pearly gates]
r u mad at me lol
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) April 19, 2018
32. No in between.
33. Maybe another time.
34. Thank you.
35. Think about it.
36. The normal amount, yes.
37. “This is my friend. Talk to him. Not me.”
38. I’m one of you.
39. I make this look good.