16. When your parents bring you along.
17. Meet the staff.
18. Hotel cut the glass this way so you can turn on the shower before getting in.

19. Room service brought to you via robot butler.

20. Hotel offers a phone with unlimited data and free calls.

21. Charge your phone while storing it in the safe with this outlet. They thought of everything.

22. Just letting you know.

23. What kind of pillow do you like?

24. Shower that tells you how hot it is.

25. Labeled light switches.

26. A water bottle in the shape of the hotel. Now I’ve seen it all.

27. Shirt and tie towel.

28. Dark washcloth for makeup.

29. Shower that lets you know how much water you’re using by showing a polar bear and the icecaps disappearing.

30. Lizards stay free.

31. “Missed out on camping this year, so I asked the hotel for a tent in my room…”
