Let me be honest with you: I love Twitter. It’s the perfect amount of effort-to-payoff ratio for me. I think of something funny and relatable, I post it, 9/10 times my mom likes it and that’s it. Maybe I should just text her the jokes instead of maintaining this public charade. Sometimes, though, one hits, and thousands of people share it. Those posts make me feel less alone. I thought of something that was borderline universal, and we all hopped on board to say “yes… I also pee in the shower” or whatever.
For those of you who don’t love tweeting, you’ve come to the right place. It’s not merely a social media platform for weird political fringe groups to recruit people. Thankfully, it’s also full of hilarious people. These tweets hit the nail on this head by being as honest as possible. Thankfully, the website is free. I hope you enjoy these observations as much as I did.
Here are the funniest brutally honest tweets I had time to find today:
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